Amanda has the right blend of muscle to fat ratio and a “sleekness” that bodes well for photography.  What in the hell am I talking about?  Amanda is sexy.  I want to get her drunk and I want to dance in a club with her.  Wait, what?

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LEZ ZEPPELIN

Ingeniously, a quartet of New York women performing Led Zeppelin covers to a relatively high standard. It's not clear whether they're actually lesbians, though. What is clear is that they're pretty hot.
 

DREAD ZEPPELIN

I'll let Wikipedia explain this one: 'Dread Zeppelin is an American band best known for performing the songs of Zed Zeppelin in a reggae style as sung by a 300 pound Vegas Elvis impersonator'. That's cleared that one up, then.
 

RODEOHEAD

Some pair called Hard and Phirm have sung Radiohead favourites in a country style. What else can I say?

Hot Military Women

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Foreign networks just get it.  They use sex in every thing imaginable.  Even if the show is about domestic abuse there will be some hot chick with great legs somewhere doing something on that show.

Speaking of legs.  Just check out these leg moments in foreign talk shows.  I mean face it, other countries rule.

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Depending on how it went, she could’ve fostered in you a healthy respect for women and a propensity for fulfilling, genuine relationships throughout your life. Or, if she was a psycho hose beast, you probably have at least some issues with the fairer sex, and at most, openly despise dating. 

In the latest issue of Psychology Today, Laura Carpenter, a sociologist at Vanderbilt, says of first relationships, “It’s the only time you’re ever in love where you’ve never had your heart broken. You can have better relationships after that, but there’s never again one where you’ve never been hurt.” 

These powerful first relationships, obviously, inform how you act toward your future girlfriends. But the phenomenon is so powerful and so common that they gave it a name. It’s called transference, and the odds are, you’ve experienced it. It’s called transference. It’s when you see a trait, action, situation, or cue that reminds you of your ex, and you then project those experiences onto whomever you’re interacting with currently. 

Anytime you or your girlfriend starts a sentence with, “Well, when I was dating…,” your comparing the other, on some level, to another of your romances. And, the odds are, it’s the most powerful, impressing one: your first. 

We make it sound all bad, but it doesn’t have to be. If your first relationship was a good one, the feelings your projecting on your new romance will also be good. In a best case scenario, you’ll be projecting those feelings as well as a variety of other Gumby-inspired sex-nastics onto your new paramour, but we digress.

The more interesting question for most people is: How do I get over it? The interesting answer is, according to Psychology Today as follows:

Make a choice

This one sounds easier than it is for a lot of people. Many would argue you can’t “just make a choice to get over it.” That might seem true, so an exercise you might try is to literally right down the pros and cons of dwelling on your ex. It seems ridiculous, and it is. But when you do such a ridiculous thing, in which the cons will dramatically outweigh the pros, you’ll realize how ludicrous it is to continue being hung up on your first lady.

Contain your rumination

Set aside a period each day – say 10 minutes – in which your only concern is to ruminate, pine, keen, and otherwise think about your ex. It won’t take you long to get bored of your required 10 minute mopiness, and that is going to wire your brain to always be bored of it. It won’t take long before your heartache is expunged.

Get present

Get your head out of the past by putting it someplace in the present. Good ways to do this are to join a gym, take an awesome class, or just date your damn face off. It’s probably written on a bumper sticker somewhere, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t true: the best way to get over somebody, is to get under somebody else.

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at the office

Our men’s colognes for 2010 begin with options for the office. Wearing cologne at the office, however, must always be done with care and attention. No one should ever smell you from down the hall let alone when they walk past the coffee machine 20 minutes after you’ve left. Be aware that some coworkers may be allergic to scents, and customers or clients often find it off-putting to deal with a scent instead of a person. Thus, focus on strategically placing small amounts of cologne just underneath your shirt collar and around your neck.

Tom Ford Grey Vetiver

Grapefruit citrus blends with pimento, moss, nutmeg, and, of course, vetiver. A number of the most intriguing colognes for 2010 include vetiver, which is a fragrant scent derived from the root of the perennial cuscus grass indigenous to India and Malaysia.

What all this means is that Tom Ford has once again redefined what a man should smell like. Grey Vetiver is perfect for the office because upon first notice it starts out as a citrus scent but, as the day progresses, it slowly smolders against your skin as the nutmeg and moss bottom notes come through with subtle revelations to enhance your stature. And don’t worry, you won’t smell like a grapefruit.

Price: $85 at Sephora.com

Kenneth Cole Vintage Black

This new urban, masculine cologne has the top notes of pink grapefruit and lime that soon give way to dewy greens, hints of white pepper, tequila (yup, tequila), lavender, and, finally, oak with sandalwood thrown in for good measure. All of this conspires to become the perfect international business cologne for any man; while the top notes are citrus-based and the bottom notes are wood, there is no lag time in their confluence on your skin. The mixture of Kenneth Cole Vintage Black hits your senses all at once making it a masculine, powerful scent that should always travel with you -- but apply it sparsely.

Price: $67.50 at Zappos.com

date night

Wearing cologne in the evening naturally has different rules of application. While you still want to add a touch or two around your neck and jaw line (allowing her a gentle whiff every now and then), you will also need to apply a little down the center of your torso. And if you’re feeling confident, you’ll want to add a dash along the inside of each leg before dressing and a small dab just below the waist line. These lower areas, however, naturally emit your own pheromones, so, add the following colognes lightly and carefully.

Davidoff Hot Water

Patchouli and the unique use of red basil and absinthe converge with pimento creating the complete antithesis of Davidoff’s popular Cool Water scent. Hot Water makes quick use of patchouli, which is the perfect date-night top note for a men’s cologne. OK, so what the hell is Patchouli? It is a warmly scented oil derived from an Indo-Malayan shrub. In its natural form, the oil has the aroma of heat. Blended here with basil and pimento one gets an unusually masculine and primal scent reminiscent of a man’s natural scent (i.e., she digs that).

Price: Approximately $52 at Amazon.com

Yves Saint Laurent La Nuit De L'Homme

Vetiver and cedar wood ride over a mixture of bergamot, lavender and cardamom revealing an earthiness not often found in men’s colognes. This is a result of the top notes of vetiver and cedar giving way to the airy citrus aroma of bergamot. Bergamot is culled from the northern Italian citrus tree of the same name. The tree produces a small orange-like fruit that  has been a staple of colognes for years. Used here, however, it provides a gentler and less overpowering scent for intimate moments, but still provides you with a strong masculine presence.

Price: $43 at Sephora.com

formal event

Our list of men’s colognes for 2010 continues with an option for formal events because, hey, sometimes you need to make the extra effort. Any formal occasion deserves its own cologne for the simple reason that you are not doing serious business nor are you out on the prowl. You are, in a sense, rising above all of your daily pursuits. Thus, you want a cologne neither subtle and masculine nor strong and sexual. You want a refined scent befitting the setting and your attire.

Canali Men

Canali succeeds in enhancing your formal wear with its inconspicuousness. One is hard-pressed to clearly identify individual ingredients that add both mystery and fascination. Floral and citrus top notes of clementine, pineapple, bergamot, orange flower, and lily blend easily with jasmine, coriander and nutmeg spices creating a postmodern sophistication. Yet, apply Canali Men carefully along your neck and upper torso for a balanced aroma.

Price: $35 at Sephora.com

casual/sport

Most men don’t just wear a cologne on off days -- but they should. In fact, these hours of leisure may be the most important times to wear a cologne because the woman in your life (or the potential women in your life) notices you more in the casual moments than when you’re dressing for the work week. You also have the luxury of applying your cologne at will in areas that you deem strategically important, but a few splashes on your chest is really all you need. The motion of your body throughout the day will do the rest as the cologne is continually mixed with your perspiration.

Lanvin L'Homme Sport

Unwavering in its manliness and sheer power, L’Homme Sport by Lanvin is the singular sport and casual scent for the Everyman in 2010. The weighty  notes of musk, pepper and sage overlay bergamot and patchouli. Translation? Your significant other will first notice the animalistic aroma of musk. As she gets closer, the subtle fragrant notes of the bergamot fruit and patchouli oil warm and console her senses with their blend of citrus and floral aromas.

Price: Approximately $42 at Amazon.com

smell good this year

Wearing cologne often gets monotonous; however, each men’s cologne recommended for 2010 has a quality specifically suited to an occasion or pursuit that is sure to enhance your daily life. The single most important rule of cologne is to change your scent as you change your clothing for different aspects of your life.

Top 10: Things We Love About Older Women

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One of the top 10 things we love about older women is their independence. Older women are typically more comfortable being alone. They’ve spent time in and out of relationships and consequently they know how to get along fine without us by their sides every single moment. They know that they don’t need a boyfriend attached to their hip to be happy. This means that older women are less likely to be clingy or needy, which makes them much easier to get along with.

No.9 - Older women are assertive

Older women often have a clearer sense of who they are and what they want. Consequently, they’re less timid when it comes to men and they’re also less inclined to play games. While a woman in her early 20s might waste your time playing hard to get, or trying to make you jealous, a woman even five or 10 years older is more likely to cut to the chase and be upfront about her feelings or lack thereof.

That kind of forthrightness is refreshing; it can even be a turn-on. And it’s another one of the top 10 things we love about older women.

No.8 - Older women offer good conversation

There’s nothing like going out on a date and having a 45-minute conversation about Spiedi, followed by a scintillating story about how your date was going to buy this one purse, but instead she didn’t and got this other purse instead.

A good conversation is one of those things we tend to take for granted until we haven’t had one in a while. Great conversation skills are something that younger women often lack, not so much because they’re women, but mostly because they’re young. Quite simply, older women have lived longer. They’ve seen things, done things and been places.

They have more interesting stories and more experience, and that makes them better conversationalists. Don’t underestimate the importance of talking; it will keep a relationship interesting long after the spark of the initial attraction has faded.

No.7 - Older women have more money

OK, so perhaps this entry on our list is a bit mercenary. However, we prefer to think of it as “pragmatic.” The truth is, older women do tend to have more money than younger women. We’re not saying that’s the most important thing to consider when dating someone. It’s just a comfort for guys to know they aren’t going to have to pay for every single date over the course of a relationship. Nor are they going to have to pay her cell phone bill when her burgeoning modeling career “temporarily” stalls.

No.6 - Older women have more mature friendships

Younger women are often deeply entangled in cliques. Through texts, phone calls and daily e-mails they’re constantly checking in with their gal pals. In order to become her boyfriend, you have to have the approval of her friends. Before you make plans, she’s got to check with Mitsy and Bitsy. It can be exhausting.

Older women are often less invested in seeking the approval of their female friends. They don’t need to consult their friends before making even the most minor decisions. Older women are more confident and self-reliant; their friendships are more mature. They’ve had time to sift through the fair-weather friends, the hangers-on and the airheads, and they’ve streamlined their social networks.

No.5 - Older women make better dates

The thing that makes older women better dates is that they have more sophisticated tastes. Plain and simple, older women do grown-up things and that’s another one of the top 10 things we love about them.

They’re not interested in getting stupid drunk and passing out in a public washroom. They’re not interested in grinding on a dance floor to obnoxiously loud techno music. Older women are past their rebellious phase and over their need to be the center of attention.

No.4 - Older women are less drama-prone

Maybe it’s because younger women experience a lot of firsts that they seem unprepared to navigate life’s twists and turns. First loves, first broken hearts, first betrayals: we suppose it can all seem like too much sometimes. Younger women just always seem to have more drama in their lives than their more experienced counterparts do. Due to their immaturity, younger women tend to magnify the importance of every little thing. When you’re dating a really young woman, there always seems to be a new catastrophe or crisis. It’s really impossible to avoid getting sucked into the drama, pointless as it may seem.

Most older women are cooler under pressure; they know how to deal with disasters, and they can often handle them on their own.

No.3 - Older women have more sexual experience

Perhaps the most common reason men cite for wanting to date older women is superior sex. Older women are better in bed. Period. They’ve gotten over all the little insecurities and anxieties that can negatively impact your sex life. Older women are comfortable in their own skin. Moreover, they know how to make the bedroom exciting and interesting. They’ve graduated beyond the bedroom basics and their experience often makes them more willing to try new things.

No.2 - Older women have more relationship experience

Older women know how to handle the trials and tribulations associated with relationships because they’ve been through just about all of it before. She’s going to have more realistic expectations. She’s less likely to have a princess complex. Older women are typically more measured and well-mannered in their response to relationship crises, which makes the chances of a long-term relationship with her much better.

No.1 - Older women value your time together

Equipped with a clear sense of what’s really important in life, older women are more appreciative of the time you spend together and they aren’t likely to be reckless with your emotions. That’s the thing we love most about older women.

While younger women often don’t take men, relationships or life in general very seriously, an older woman understands the value of a good man. She’s seen what’s out there, she knows what’s at stake and she’s not likely to take you for granted.

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American Idol is one of those shows where people can go from a nobody to a pop culture icon overnight. And while most of these people possess actual musical talent, we here at Mensplayground.com are a little more concerned with how hot some of the females are.

Carrie Underwood
Season 4-Winner

Katharine McPhee
Season 5-Runner-up

Jasmine Trias
Season 3-3rd place

Syesha Mercado
Season 7-3rd place

Kellie Pickler
Season 5-6th place

Christina Christian
Season 1-6th place

Jennifer Hudson
Season 3-7th place

Kimberly Caldwell
Season 2-7th place

Kristy Lee Cook
Season 7-7th place

Lindsey Cardinale
Season 4-12th place

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Jennifer Love Hewitt's sparkly privates

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Surfer's Paradise

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Joana Duarte

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If I had to take a guess she kind of looks like some sort of Lindsay Lohan but in another country, and also much much hotter and cooler.  Joana has a zallion party pictures and it’s evident this girl like to get down.

I would most certainly like that as well.

What She Wants You To Try Tonight

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If you’re like most dudes, you have upwards of 2.5 moves in the sack that you feel pretty confident in and can do in your sleep -- literally. Your gal, however, needs more than your limited arsenal to please her the way she deserves to be pleased. Being a chick, she likely will not tell you what she wants you to try, but will assume you know what she wants you to try. Such is the conundrum us guys live with every day. Well, this is your lucky day, because MadeMan is here to break down some of the things she wants you to try. Use it for good. Or evil. Whichever works.

Breaking the Normal Routine

Men are creatures of habit, so it really isn’t your fault that you follow a paint-by-numbers routine in bed. It’s in your nature. Unfortunately for men, the ladies like something called variety. You are probably asking, ‘what is this variety you speak of?’ In the bedroom, it’s something other than stumbling in, being the best missionary you can be for all of three minutes, then finishing off some Spam before drifting away to dreamland. If you always start the same way every time you sex her up, you have no variety, Dude. So go opposite. If you normally zig, then start zagging. Normally go left? Go right, Son. If you throw something new at her and she’s still expecting the same old boring you, she might get the Big O just from the change of pace. Either that or she will suspect you are cheating on her and are practicing your new moves on her.

Traveling

Nothing rocks a world like traveling. How many times have you covered more than one or two rooms while showing your ladyfriend a good time? Likely the answer is MAYBE once. Starting in one room, then moving to the -- we’ll call it the ‘party room’ -- is about as fancy as most guys get. What chicks would like to see is taking the whole show on a trip around the house/hotel/brothel. She also wants you to stay in control during this guided tour. Simply guiding her from room-to-room by the hand will kill the mood quicker than your old boring routine. She wants you to ‘take’ her from room-to-room and don’t tell her ahead of time where she is headed.

Standing

Standing. The revolutionary sex position. There are some fancy names for standing positions, but we’re too lazy to look them up in our worn copy of the Kama Sutra. What standing means for you? Bonus points. It’s something she’s been wanting you to try for a long time because of the different stimulation she receives, it’s something new (read: she can pretend you are someone else), and it is not routine. The standing positions vary, as we are sure your dad told you about when he had ‘the talk’ with you, and chicks want them all. Face-to-face, behind, and other cool positions we don’t even know about yet. Get on your feet. She’ll thank you for it in the morning.

Talking To Her

Whether she talks to you during sex or not is a moot point, because she definitely wants you to talk to her. She wants you to try and bring her to the point of no return using your wordsmith ways -- complemented by your sexual prowess, of course. The sex talk list depends on what type of girl you are with. It can range from just verbally boosting her on a pedestal, to the naughty unprintable stuff. Understanding what she might want if part of your job, although it can at times be impossible to know. If you are unsure what level of talk she wants, start off in the safe zone and build upon her reaction to it. Our guess if she will want ‘the works’. Because all chicks are naughty that way.

Spending Time on Her

You’re just happy someone is willing to allow you access to their goods, and this usually leads you to getting your rocks off while attempting to give her a couple minutes of semi-pleasure. What she’d love for you to try is HER. Take a step back from what you need and spend some time ensuring she is satisfied before you proceed getting your satisfaction on. Massaging works. Like, a full body massage. As does using your flapper for more than trash talking about fantasy football. There’s not a woman on earth that doesn’t want you to do this. You probably already do this on occasion, but what she wants is some lingering. Take your time on her. Trust us. That’s what she’s thinking as soon as she enters the bedroom.

The Unspeakable Stuff

She’s adventurous, right? Or at least curious. She wonders about the things the kids are raving about and she wants you to try them. But she doesn’t want to bring them up for fear you will react adversely. You know, like calling her a whore and stuff. There are several things in this category she wants you to try and we will let you pick and choose which ones to employ. But you know what we’re talking about. Things that could get you arrest in the 50’s. We say, what was yesterday’s arrest is today’s bedroom pastime. That’s just one of many wise things we say on a daily basis.

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4- Be positive
Women might have the reputation of being natural listeners, but the truth is that she probably won't stick around if you're all about gloom and negativity. It doesn't matter if your boss is disrespectful or your coworker is incompetent -- complaints are a real turn off, especially in the early stages of a relationship. You can avoid looking needy by keeping your emotional baggage to yourself, at least at the beginning. Make a concerted effort to keep all conversations positive and the griping to a minimum.

5- Leave a message only on the second call
You should avoid leaving a message on the first call; it may make you seem too needy. Herein lies perhaps the most important, and least flexible, of all the rules: Do not think that you will bypass her radar by calling from an unknown number or hanging up on her machine numerous times. If she doesn't answer your first call, feel free to hang up without leaving a message and try again later. Upon the second phone call, leave a message, and don't call again until she does. By not calling more than twice, you not only avoid the dreaded appearance of desperation, but you also throw the ball into her court and get the chance to gauge her interest in you (by seeing when or if she calls you back).

6- Place the call at an appropriate time
Phone calls during working hours are a complete no-no. First, you'll be busted for daydreaming about her on the job -- if you take time off from work to call her, she'll know she's very much on your mind. Secondly, she might not be as receptive to your phone call with her coworkers or boss in her midst. If you'd like to set up a date for the weekend, call by Wednesday. Avoid Friday and Saturday night phone calls at all cost; even if you are at home with your dog watching a movie, she doesn't need to know that.

7- Leave coherent messages
Don't leave long, rambling messages on her voice mail. Picture this: Every message you leave on her voice mail could potentially be played back and analyzed several times over. Your tone and choice of wording could be used as points of discussion with her friends. Therefore, your best defense against a disastrous message is brevity. Identify yourself by name (especially in the early stages of getting to know her, don't just say: "It's me!"), then get to the point (for example, ask her if she is available on Friday). Leave one phone number where you can be reached, but don't leave your contact number, address, e-mail, and so on -- this will just seem too desperate.

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But she sure does represent a beautiful woman!!!!!

Editor Jackie Frank told The Australian that the images were inspired by a survey of 5500 readers, which showed that only 12 percent of women were truly happy with their bodies. Marie Claire put Hawkins on the cover to make a positive statement about body image and the photographs of Hawkins will be auctioned later this month, with the proceeds donated to the Butterfly Foundation, an eating disorders support group.

In the interview, Hawkins says, "I'm not a stick figure--I thought it would be great to tell women to just be themselves and be confident."

But the cover sparked an outcry from Marie Claire readers such as "She wants to make [women] feel more comfortable about how they look, gee thanks, I now feel worse! I'm a size 10 and I still have more rolls than her!" and "If anything is going to have me running to the toilet with my finger down my throat it's a picture of Jennifer Hawkins naked."

The Butterfly Foundation's general manager Julie Parker pointed out Hawkins flaws, including her dimpled thigh, creased waist and skin-tone changes. Parker told The Age that photographing an average Australian woman wouldn't have worked.

"The thing is unfortunately it doesn't make the same point, because Jennifer sells magazines and she creates awareness. If 'Marie Claire' had chosen to put on their cover an ordinary women, say myself or a friend of yours, it would not have created the awareness it does."

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Construction began in 2004, at the height of an economic boom. The opening comes after a financial crisis which has seen Dubai bailed out by Abu Dhabi.

The exact height of the $1.5bn tower is secret, but it far exceeds that of the previous record holder, Taipei 101.

It will also lay claim to the highest occupied floor, the tallest service lift, and the world's highest observation deck - on the 124th floor. The world's highest mosque and swimming pool will meanwhile be located on the 158th and 76th floors.

Technical challenges

Though not complete on the inside, Burj Dubai (Arabic for tower) is being officially opened by Dubai's ruler, Sheikh Mohammed Bin Rashid Al Maktoum.

The opening ceremony, held 1,325 days after excavation work started, is being attended by 60,000 guests.

Sheikh Mohammed will also reveal the exact height of the tower that dwarfs the 508m Taipei 101 and the 629m KVLY-TV mast in the US, the tallest man-made structure. Its spire can been seen from 95km (60 miles) away.

"We weren't sure how high we could go," said Bill Baker of Skidmore, Owings & Merrill, the building's structural engineer. "It was kind of an exploration... a learning experience."

Mohamed Ali Alabbar, chairman of Emaar Properties, the developer behind Burj Dubai, told the BBC that the building's design had posed unprecedented technical and logistical challenges, not just because of its height, but also because Dubai was susceptible to high winds and was close to a geological fault line.

"We have been hit with lightning twice, there was a big earthquake last year that came across from Iran, and we have had all types of wind which has hit us when we were building. The results have been good and I salute the designers and professionals who helped build it," he said.

The design incorporates ideas from traditional Islamic architecture, while the open petals of a desert flower were the inspiration for the tower's base.

Burj Dubai will be home to 1,044 luxury apartments, 49 floors of offices and eventually a 160-room Armani-branded hotel. Around 12,000 people are expected to live and work in the tower, which is part of a 500-acre development.

However, investors are facing losses even before the tower is completed because property prices in Dubai have slumped amid the global economic crisis.

Some apartments were selling for $2,700 per sq ft, but are now going for less than half that. Analysts say it will be particularly hard to lease office space because few companies can justify paying premiums for luxury.

Emaar's government-owned parent company, Dubai World, meanwhile recently had to request a suspension in debt repayments, and Dubai had to turn to Abu Dhabi last year for bail-outs worth $25bn.

The BBC's Malcolm Borthwick in Dubai says developers are holding back on new flagship projects, so Burj Dubai could mark the end of an era for skyscrapers in the Gulf - at least in the short term.

Top 10: New Year's Resolutions All Men Should Make

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10. Build a shelf

We know that not everyone is a skilled handyman, but learning some basic DIY has all sorts of advantages. Firstly, it saves time and money if you can fix something yourself instead of hiring someone to do it for you. It gives you a great sense of accomplishment when you finish a project, and it is also a pretty impressive skill to have.

So this year, make sure you put energy into learning how to do something practical. Whether it is turning a plank of wood into a shelf or rewiring your entire house (which we wouldn’t suggest as a first project), a manual project is certainly a resolution all men should make.

9. Read a big book

How many great books have we all heard of, but never actually read -- and perhaps even lied about reading? This year, make a point of knocking at least one title off that list. There are so many classic novels to choose from that you are bound to find something that will appeal to you. Not only will it make you more erudite, as you discover why that novel is held in such high regard (and possibly improve your vocabulary) but it may just kick-start a new enthusiasm for reading.

8. Make an appointment for a checkup

It is a frequently repeated statement that men are singularly bad at visiting their doctor. By and large, men prefer to say nothing and hope that a problem goes away rather than be seen as a hypochondriac or a wuss. But we say this year is the time to change that. Make an appointment for that checkup, even if it is just to confirm that everything’s working the way it should be. The importance of your health cannot be overstated; take one small step to help yourself.

7. Go to a career conference

There are very few men out there who are entirely satisfied with the position they are in career-wise, and the rest of us don’t necessarily know how to progress. This is where our next resolution comes in. Visiting a career conference will give you all sorts of great advice on career progression. It will help to galvanize you if you have found your motivation flagging, and is a great opportunity for networking. It will dig you out of the rut you find yourself stuck in, and may be just what you need to finally start getting the recognition you deserve at work.

6. Devote more time to your hobbies

While our previous point emphasized the importance of working on your career, we also recognize the importance of having good quality downtime as well. It is all too easy to come home after a hard day at the office, sit on the couch and watch TV. Remember when you used to have hobbies? Start devoting time to rediscovering those activities. It is a more fulfilling way to spend your time than doing nothing, and may also allow you to meet some new people. Whether it’s a sport, a musical instrument or some incredibly obscure activity, make time for it again.

5. Do P90X

Countless studies have shown that setting vague fitness and weight-loss goals are easily ignored. Much more effective is setting a workout routine to follow, which then lets the weight thing take care of itself. P90X is just one example of these challenging exercise programs that keep you motivated as well as yielding excellent results. Find one that suits your aims (weight loss, muscle gain, etc), and then get going with it. You will find you have more energy, you look and feel better, and those love handles will cease to be a concern.

4. Open a savings account

The last 12 months have been a salutary lesson in the importance of sound financial management. While that was on a global scale, we can all do better with our personal finances. As one small step, we recommend opening a savings account. Put a percentage of your salary in each month (or whatever you can spare) and don’t touch it. Pretty soon you won’t miss the money you have put away, and it will gradually grow into the beginnings of a nest egg. You can use this as a springboard into better fiscal health more generally.

3. Conquer a fear

We never promised that these would all be a walk in the park (unless you are afraid of parks). Everyone has fears of one kind or another, and overcoming them can be a real battle. The cheapest and most effective way to overcome your fear is to expose yourself to what you’re scared of until you get over it. If your fear is having a negative impact on your quality of life, 2010 is the year to make this resolution.

2. Help someone else

A great way to feel better about yourself is by helping those in need. We realize that not everyone has lots of time to devote to this, but whatever you can do to help is worth doing. Whether that is volunteering in a soup kitchen (especially helpful in the winter) or helping your elderly landlady carry out her garbage, make 2010 the year when you start thinking about making the world better for everyone else. It is very easy to become self-absorbed and forget there are always people in need of help. Don’t make that mistake this year.

1. Visit a new destination

Our No. 1 resolution for 2010 is about taking yourself outside your comfort zone, broadening your horizons and checking out a new corner of the world. The quickest way to cure listlessness or boredom is to put yourself in the crosshairs of an adventure. Whether you have a dream destination in mind or you simply throw a dart at a map of the world, going somewhere new is the most important New Year’s resolution all men should make. Even if you hate traveling, you can still do this. Visiting somewhere new can even include the restaurant you walk past every day, the local museum or the next town over.

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1- Scotland eyes independence in 2010

The first thing you didn't know about 2010 is what it might mean to the good people of Scotland.

About 90 years ago, the sun never set on the United Kingdom of Great Britain; it represented the largest kingdom by land mass in world history -- well, not anymore. Things can only get worse for the Crown in 2010. After over 300 years, it seems Scotland has finally grown tired of toiling under the iron yoke of its English overlords: A voter referendum tentatively scheduled for late 2010 will place the idea of full independence from the Crown before the Scottish people.

The Scottish government doesn't actually have the constitutional authority to declare its own independence from the British Parliament. Yet, while a simple referendum favoring independence carries no legal weight, it could bear significant political influence and give Scottish leaders a necessary opening volley.

2- Oktoberfest turns 200 in 2010

Two hundred years ago in October of 1810, the people of Bavaria got together for an extended celebration of the marriage of the Bavarian Crown Prince Ludwig to Princess Therese von Sachsen-Hildburghausen. The party lasted about five days.

Two centuries on, and Bavaria still celebrates; but, these days Oktoberfest begins in late September, the royal connection is all but ignored and, instead of just attracting the locals, the party attracts crowds from across the world. Nowadays, as many as six million people attend Oktoberfest every year, eating over 521,000 chickens, 58,000 pork knuckles, and washing it all down with the equivalent of over 14 million hearty pints of the best beer Germany has to offer.

3- U.S. roads get a Volt in 2010

Another thing you didn't know about 2010 is that it may be the year you say goodbye to the gas pump forever.

General Motors, which infamously "killed the electric car" when it squashed its own EV1 program just over a decade ago, hopes to lead Detroit into a new electric era with the fall launch of the Chevrolet Volt, one of the most anticipated, criticized and generally speculated upon cars in recent memory. The Volt is not a dedicated electric vehicle (EV); rather, it promises an all-electric range of 40 miles on a single battery charge, which it presumes will satisfy the daily needs of most consumers. If traveling a longer distance, a gas engine kicks in to extend the range some 250 miles (thus, the Volt's tag as an EREV, or Extended-Range EV). The Volt's exact sticker price remains unknown, but most estimates put it at just under $40,000 before stimulus rebates.

Meanwhile, other major automakers including Nissan and Mitsubishi, along with a host of modest start-ups, are hoping to have their own mass-produced all-electric vehicles on the market in 2010 as well.

4- Pro football in the U.S. gets crowded in 2010

Three new pro football leagues in the U.S. are eyeing a 2010 launch (the "New" United States Football League [USFL] had intended to be the fourth, but is now looking at 2011), but the most interesting -- strike that, the most

aspect of the 2010 pro-football atmosphere is just where in their philosophies two of the proposed leagues differ.

On one end, you have the All American Football League (AAFL), which stresses that "in order to play in the AAFL, athletes will have earned their four-year college degree." On the other end, you have the United National Gridiron League (UNGL) that boasts no such requirement, even asserting that "many young athletes who aspire to play professional football are subject to college discrimination." In the battle between education (AAFL) and raw talent (UNGL), which league will win?

Well, consider that week after week inept NFL franchises (i.e., Detroit, Oakland, Cleveland) prove that there is plenty of room (and money) in the elite league for untalented players, while individual NFL players routinely prove that a college education is no guarantee of intelligent or even marginally civilized behavior.

Answer: The NFL will win. It always (XFL, USFL, WFL, etc.) does.

5- Residents move into the world's tallest man-made structure in 2010

The last thing you didn't know about 2010 is that some people will boast the tallest address in human history.

Standing at just under 2,700-feet high, the sky-scraping Burj Dubai in the city (and emirate) of Dubai is already the tallest building in the world, and the tallest man-made structure ever known. In early 2010, after less than six years of construction, the Armani Hotel will open and occupants of the 144 ultra-luxurious suites known as the Armani Residences will move in.

However, those lucky folks may only have a year or two before a far cooler building goes up nearby. The so-called Dynamic Tower won't be as tall as the Burj Dubai, but its 80 floors will do something no other building could even dream of doing: They will rotate a full 360-degrees independently of each other, meaning that

this massive tower could have a new and unusual shape, a notion that by itself thaws the frozen fundamentals of architecture and hints at the stunning human ingenuity that awaits us at the dawn of a new decade.

6 things every girl is afraid to do in front of her man

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Here are the top 6 things we’re scared to do in front of you:

1. Eat messy foods

A good date centers around good food, great conversation, and fantastic foreplay under the table. We don’t want to ruin the mood by slurping up spaghetti, gnawing on a piece of sushi, or stabbing ourselves in the eye with a tricky kabob stick. Save us some trouble by picking a place with bite-sized sauce-free food like carrots or ice shavings.

2. Have Gas

It’s clinically proven that gas is the fastest killer of a romantic night. Couples instantly go from being wrapped around each other naked to sleeping on opposite ends of the bed wearing nightgowns over flannel pajamas. Please do us a huge favor by letting us blame any unexplainable noises and lingering smells on the dog — even if you don’t have a dog.

3. Facebook Stalk

Some women use Facebook to stay in touch with friends, as well as to see who gained the most weight since high school. Other women use it to legally stalk ex-boyfriends, one-time hook-ups, and crushes. We fully acknowledge that we’re absolutely batshit insane, yet we have trouble stopping ourselves from completing our daily ritual. Help us not embarrass ourselves by lying to us and saying you don’t have the internet because you don’t believe in using it — and for your own sake, never let us know you have Facebook.

4. Working Out

The gym is a great place for us to lose weight, stay in shape, and compare ourselves to fatter women. However, unless we’re only taking power yoga classes, it’s not a great place to run into someone we like. We’re worried that you’ll be completely focused on our sweaty head bands, red faces, and our manly gym attire. A great way to make us feel better if you run into us at the gym is to focus on the work-out. Instead of noticing our gym attire, try saying something nice like “wow you’ve lost more weight than the office could have ever imagined.”

5. Watch our TV shows

Sometimes we watch really stupid TV that we’re embarrassed to watch in front of anyone else — let alone someone that we really like. We’re talking reality television that makes the Kardashian family look like they deserve a show and movies that make chick flicks look like war documentaries. If you ever walk in on us changing the station quickly to ESPN, then please don’t ask what we were watching before and why we’re sobbing over SportsCenter.

6. Poop

Believe it or not (and many choose not to) some women have the ability to poop. And we use the exact same kind of bathroom you do! However many of us will run out of your house and go to the nearest gas station before we’ll use your toilet. Installing a porta-potty outside your house covered in sound proof material and filling it with at least 6 air fresheners is a great way to make us feel comfortable living together. We’ll be able to poop out of ear shot and you’ll be able to keep on pretending that women only have one hole.

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Talk to people, tell a joke and make sure that others feel your presence. This is a good strategy when the party is not too crowded. If you stand out when the rooms are not full yet, people will remember you as the outgoing one who is always prepared to ensure that others have a jolly old time. They will come looking for you once the joint gets packed.

No.9 - Have the music in you, Mr DJ

The rhythm is going to get to you. Whatever you do, make sure that you have a backup music strategy. The sounds and beats dictate the party. For one, make sure that the TV is out of sight; the idiot box has a tendency to bring people down. Always bring music with you and remember: Variety is the spice of life. Some hip-hop and R&B, trance and techno, reggae, and even rock music should do the trick. You never know what the ladies want to get down to, and if they figure that you're emceeing the soiree, then they just might want to get down on you.

No.8 - Be the bartender

Never show up empty-handed. Show up with cervezas, hard liquor and fruit. You want to be a rock star, but you ain't one yet, so don't expect others to pour drinks down your throat because of your rugged good looks and charming demeanor. Bring liquor and lots of it; people will like you when they're sober and will love you once they're drunk.

No.7 - Set people up, introduce, play matchmaker

If you know different people at the party, there is no reason to be greedy and keep them segregated. Mix and match people. Not only will they admire your popularity, they will also respect your unselfishness. Best of all, the guests can share stories about your various past exploits, adding to your already legendary reputation (yeah, right). In any case, make sure that all of your skeletons remain in the closet.

No.6 - Be the host's right-hand man

Always make sure that the host or hostess sees you as an ally. Yes we know, chicks like bad boys, but really, troublemakers are seen as a pain at a party. You want the host to trust you. Just think: You'll get the master key to the bar and the bedrooms, but make sure that you occasionally check up on the generous one who is sacrificing their bachelor pad for the party.

No.5 - Have an exit strategy

You never know how the party will turn out. If it sucks, then definitely have an exit strategy planned, especially if you want to scoop up the fine dames and take them along (or is it alone?). Anyway, even if the party is rocking, you never know when neighbors or cops will crash the party. Don't get caught with your pants down; have an idea of where you will head out to afterward to ensure a smooth transition throughout the night -- and morning.

No.4 - Look good, smell better and taste great

This one sounds pretty straightforward. We know you can be as delicious as you want, but once you walk into a club, you'll end up smelling like a chimney. Nonetheless, girls detect your aroma. Pheromones (or sex attractants) pick up odors and subliminal scents; they only get stronger when women drink. Women get hornier when they drink. So, slap on some cologne and do the math.

No.3 - Don't make a fool of yourself

We know we all like to party hardy, but no one will come near you if you OD and end up making love to the toilet bowl all night. A sweet and caring girl might take care of you, but it will be out of pity, not out of interest. If some sweet looking girl ends up in the bathroom, make sure that her friends know, and they will hopefully take care of her. Don't do anything stupid. Not only will you not be the life of the party, but you'll also end up playing "soap boy" to some dude named Bubba.

No.2 - Just do it

A lot of people talk the talk and plan ambitiously before a party. These are the people who are standing with their backs against the walls and nursing their drinks. What you want to do is think less and act more. Again, not exactly rocket science, but hard to execute. Women are open to being approached, but unfortunately, rarely are. Is it intimidation? Perhaps. Just don't regret biting your tongue when she should be doing that in the first place.

No.1 - Prioritize and strategize

This one is not so much to guarantee that you are the life of the party, but rather to maximize the evening. Plan properly, in terms of whom you will speak to and what you will say. The last thing you want to do is spend an hour charming a woman only to find out that her boyfriend is arriving shortly. We can get into details, but we are sure that you're already thinking of past misallocations of resources.

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In my experience, there’s probably no better place to show off your sense of confidence and determination to that lovely lady than in your very own kitchen.  Besides, she’ll always remember your efforts behind the stove more than that tab at the local restaurant.   After you’ve assured she’s not a Stage 5 Clinger, pick up the phone and have her over for dinner. 

With that said, I must confess:   I am not a chef.  Over the years I’ve listened to the needs of real guys when it comes to food.  Let me guess:  A) you don’t have a lot of experience in the kitchen B) you hate reading recipes that look more like a science project than a meal C) your interest in Top Chef begins and ends with staring at Padma.  I’ve got you covered. 

My culinary approach is focused around using quality ingredients and simple preparation to create outstanding meals.  Great meals start with great ingredients.  Instead of investing your time and money on costly marinades and seasonings, focus your efforts on purchasing fresh, quality ingredients.  After that, it’s all about reading and following instructions.  For the more experienced, it’s okay to improvise.  After all, that’s how great discoveries are often made.  However, if your experience in the kitchen is limited to pushing ‘start’ on the microwave, it’s best to stick to the plan I’ve created below.

Be sure to read through the entire recipe/sequence and have all of your items prepped accordingly before starting.  It’s a good idea to make sure your place, including your bathroom, is in order before she comes over.  Have a cocktail, relax, and put on some tunes that will help stimulate topics for conversation.  Remember, girls pick up on every detail, so play that to your advantage even if it means acting like this meal was incredibly difficult to pull off.  Most of all, be yourself and treat her like a gentleman.  Trust me, you will be rewarded.

Spring Mix Salad with Balsamic Vinaigrette

The spring mixed salad blend should be available with the other prewashed and bagged salads in your local grocery store.  A European blend or Arugula blend would make for a perfect substitute if needed.
4 Cups Pre-Washed Spring Mix Salad, loosely packed
6 Cherry Tomatoes, halved
¼ Small Red Onion, thinly sliced
¼ Cup Extra Virgin Olive Oil
1 ½ Teaspoons Balsamic Vinegar
1 Pinch Kosher Salt
¼ Teaspoon Fresh Cracked Pepper*
2 oz Shaved Parmigiano Reggiano Cheese

Combine greens, tomatoes, and red onion into a serving bowl.  In a separate mixing bowl, combine oil and balsamic vinegar and whisk vigorously to combine.  Pour the mixture over the salad and season with salt and pepper, toss.  Using a chef’s knife or vegetable peeler, shave the Parmigiano Reggiano into shards.  Top the salad with cheese and serve. 

Pan Seared Salmon over Lemon and Basil Spaghetti

A light and clean dish that’s sure to satisfy any palate.  Pair with Pinot Grigio, Chardonnay, Pinot Noir, or a light Pilsner.
8 oz Dry Spaghetti
2 Tablespoons Extra Virgin Olive Oil
2 6-8 oz Salmon Filets, skin removed
Kosher Salt
Fresh Cracked Pepper
1 Lemon
2 Cloves Garlic, finely minced
¼ Cup White Wine
2 Tablespoons Capers
2 Cups Baby Spinach Leaves, loosely packed
8-10 Basil Leaves, chopped

Heat a large pot of salted water over high heat.  When water comes to a boil, add pasta and cook until al dente, 8-10 minutes.  Drain pasta and set aside.  Meanwhile add two tablespoons of olive oil into a preheated skillet over medium high heat.  Season salmon filets with salt and pepper and add to skillet.  Cook, undisturbed, 2-3 minutes on one side.  Squeeze the juice of ½ lemon over the top of the fillets, flip, and cook for another 2-3 minutes, or until internal temperature reaches 130 degrees F; remove from skillet and tent with foil to keep warm.  Add garlic into the same skillet used for the salmon and sauté; 1 minute.  Add white wine and bring to a simmer, scraping up any of the browned bits from the salmon using a wooden spoon.  Finally add capers, spinach, and the remaining juice from ½ lemon into the skillet and cook until spinach leaves have wilted.  Add pasta into the skillet with the other ingredients and toss to combine.  Begin plating by placing a generous portion of the spaghetti in the center of the plate.  Top with salmon and garnish with fresh chopped basil.  Serve.

or try this:

CHICKEN PICCATA

2 skinless and boneless chicken breasts, butterflied and then cut in half
Sea salt and freshly ground black pepper
2 cups all purpose flour, for dredging
6 tablespoons unsalted butter
5 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil
1/3 cup fresh lemon juice
1/2 cup chicken stock
1/4 cup brined capers, rinsed
1/3 cup fresh parsley, chopped

Season chicken with salt and pepper. Dredge chicken in flour and shake off excess.
In a large 10 or 12-inch skillet over medium high heat, melt 2 tablespoons of butter with 3 tablespoons olive oil. When butter and oil start to sizzle, add 2 pieces of chicken and cook for 3 minutes. When chicken is browned, flip and cook other side for 3 minutes. Remove and transfer to plate. Melt 2 more tablespoons butter and add another 2 tablespoons olive oil. When butter and oil start to sizzle, add the other 2 pieces of chicken and brown both sides in same manner. Remove pan from heat and add chicken to the plate.

Reduce heat to medium low and add the lemon juice, stock and capers. Return to stove and bring to boil, scraping up brown bits from the pan for extra flavor. Check for seasoning. Return all the chicken to the pan and simmer for 5 minutes. Remove chicken to platter. Add remaining 2 tablespoons butter to sauce and whisk vigorously. Pour sauce over chicken and garnish with parsley.

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No.10 - Trapster

Whether you’re riding dirty or trying to avoid police in general, Trapster is an iPhone app guys need. It’s free to get, but it might save you lots of money should you get burned.

The Trapster app alerts you of potential speed traps, red light cameras and driver checkpoints. It coordinates with the GPS on your iPhone along with push notifications to make you aware of a potential hazard as you approach.

Keep in mind that as valuable as this information is, it is user-generated. That means that’s it’s not always 100% up-to-date. Even so, it will help you slow your roll when necessary.

No.9 - Deer Hunter 3D

When you’re talking about manly apps, hunting for animals generally cuts the females out of the equation.

Deer Hunter, based on the popular arcade hunting game, turns your iPhone into a scenic 3-D woodland where you can aim for the vitals of unsuspecting deer and moose.

Sarcasm aside, this is the best hunting game on the iPhone. The controls are easy, the graphics are sexy and the overall experience is fun.

PETA may not approve, but killing animals does a great job of killing time.

No.8 - Beer Button

The Yellow Pages are for girls. Apps like Beer Button are for men.

If the marketing from the Budweiser commercials is working and you get the craving for beer, or if you’re at a party that’s run dry, open your iPhone and hit the Beer Button.

The Beer Button app shows you the nearest liquor store to your location.

Now if there was only another app that requested the nearest blond girl to deliver it to you.

No.7 - Weber's On the Grill

A guy without a grill is like a dog without a bark, so this app just naturally makes sense.

No matter how good you are with the grill, the Weber’s Grill app will only improve your game. It is fairly simple: one hand for the grill and one hand for the iPhone.

The Weber’s app is not a cookbook; it’s a tool. It does have 250 recipes with automatically tailored shopping lists, nice photos and prep times, but it also has a grilling and technique guide and a timer, which are useful utilities to grillers who are still learning.

Guys don’t like to ask for help, but with this app no one will know you had some assistance.

No.6 - FanFinder

Looking for that local sports bar that supports your favorite team? FanFinder will help you get what you’re looking for.

FanFinder is an app that uses the GPS on your iPhone to show you the closest sports bars to your location. Better yet, it guides you to the bars where you can cheer along with your fellow homers. No longer will you have to worry about being the one New York Yankees fan at a Red Sox bar.

No.5 - TomTom

TomTom is a very expensive app (if you don’t bother jailbreaking your iPhone), but it is worth it.

It’s about as good as it gets when it comes to GPS and if you get the app, it essentially saves you the $200 to $300 you would spend on a separate device.

The software runs smoothly and, better yet, it is all offline. You don’t have to worry about incurring big data fees or even data connections as this solely works with iPhone’s GPS.

It’s fully loaded with turn-by-turn GPS, points of interest (and even the ability to call the points of interest) and alternate routes. If you’re thinking GPS, this is the one to get.

No.4 - Tiger Woods PGA Tour

While many EA Sports games on the iPhone are difficult to play since you’re dealing with a touchscreen and no actual buttons, one genre that does work well on the iPhone is golf. At the top of that class is Tiger Woods PGA Tour app.

No, you can’t cheat on Elin Nordegren in the game, but what you can do is create your own golfer, play on seven different courses and over 120 holes.

Waste some time with this app and see if you can out-drive Tiger.

No.3 - ESPN ScoreCenter

Leave it to the leader in sports to be the leader in sports apps on the iPhone. If you’re looking for the fastest scores, ESPN ScoreCenter is your app.

There are some competitors out there, such as Score Mobile, but they are not as up-to-the-second as ESPN. Gamblers appreciate ESPN’s speed.

If you’re looking for depth, a simple tap allows you to get a full box score, join the conversation about the game, find standings, analysis, stats, recaps, and news.

And while there is competition in sports apps, none of them come close to ScoreCenter’s aesthetics. For sports scores, this is the best app around.

No.2 - PMS Buddy

Is it that time of the month? Stop guessing and let the iPhone unequivocally answer that question for you.

PMS Buddy keeps you on track for upcoming events in your girl’s menstrual cycle. Check the meter to see how close she’s getting to the red zone and when that special time has elapsed.

Better yet, PMS Buddy deserves a golf clap for its versatility to allow you to monitor multiple girls at once.

No.1 - iSeduce

The iSeduce app may be the next best thing to a dating guru when you’re entering the game.

This app will help you with approaching females, creating comfort, displaying higher value, and sealing the deal. If picking up women is the test, then think of this as a form of cheating.

It’s not your ideal wingman, but it’s a great app that can help you when you’re in the trenches. iSeduce won’t do the work for you, but it keeps you on point.

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Conair Chrome Hot Lather Machine

Remember the great shave you received from your barber? Well, one of his secrets is the warm shaving cream lather he applied. Not only does it feel nice, but the heat softens the skin and opens your pores, allowing you a closer a shave. You can recreate this experience with your own Hot Lather Machine. Simple to use, this device will accept any brand of shaving cream (not gel). Give it a quick shake, turn it on, and in about a minute it is ready to use. To ensure you are manly for placing such a machine on your counter top, it comes comes in chrome.

Cool758 Razor Phone

When they say “razor”, they mean it, unlike those liars at Motorola. Not to be confused with the uber-popular slim calling device put out a couple years ago, this is a phone complete with a functional electric razor. Yes, the phone will make calls, connect to your bluetooth, play mp3s, etc. Detached a plastic covering at the bottom of the phone, though, and you will find the namesake feature, a razor. Forget to pack a blade on your business trip? Finish your morning conference call with a fresh shave. Happy hour meeting after work? Take care of your 5 o'clock shadow in the office and hit the bar looking smooth.

Pyranha Dynamo Wind-up Razor

Your electric is out of batteries and you don't have time to charge it, what do you do? If you own the the Dynamo Wind-up, simply follow what the name implies and wind the razor to give it some juice. The technology is similar to what you find in emergency flash lights that work off of human power. Likely, the application of an emergency razor will not take off, but this is a good option for campers or travelers who don't want to worry about running out of battery life or packing a charger. Also, it is a very “green” option for anyone looking to reduce their energy consumption.

Mastodon Straight Razor

Straight razors, while terrifying, are ridiculously cool. When they cost around $2,400, well, they really grab our attention. Even if you are the guy that has everything, you still don't have this. The Mastodon Straight Razor features a handle that is actually made from 10,000 year old Siberian Wooly Mammoth ivory. The awesome does not stop there. On each handle there is a vintage erotica image visible only under magnification. This is just the kooky feature manufacturer Black Sheep and Prodigal Sonsis known for. Consumers also have the option to customize the handle with scrimshaw or even your own microscopic image. The old-fashion blade comes housed in a ebony and amber-stained wood case, complete with lock and key. Considering the price, you may keep it in your vault.

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Body Pains You Shouldn't Ignore

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Dr. Margaret Lewin is the medical director of Cinergy Health, and she’s got a thing or two to teach you about staying healthy not only down the line, but this winter. Yeah, the one that is happening right now, right in your face. 

Forget about lists of swine flu protection tips, downing obscene amounts of Emergen-C, or just holing up in your basement until the sun shines again. There’s a few things that you can do to mitigate your chances of getting sick. And, if you do get sick, to speed your recovery. 

Happily for all you hip snow sliders out there, she’s broken the system down into the easy-to-remember acrostic S.N.O.W.B.O.A.R.D. system.

Stay away from sick people – at least 3 to 6 feet, when possible. If the passenger next to you on the plane is coughing and sneezing, and you can’t change seats, offer him a packet of tissues and turn the air vent toward him.

Never go outside without wearing a good sunscreen. The combination of high altitude and reflected light from the snow expose you to significant damaging UVA and UVB rays. Not only is sun exposure a risk for skin cancers, but it’s also a major cause of pre-mature wrinkling. (Just look at the skin of the year-long ‘ski bums’ around you – they’re probably at least 10 years younger than you’d predict by looking at the lines and crevices on their faces!)

Obtain your flu shot(s) at least two weeks before your travel, so you have time to rev up your immune system for your trip.

Wash your hands scrupulously before touching your face or eating. There are only two ways to catch a cold or the flu: by getting the virus from an ill person’s sneezing or coughing directly at you, or by his coughing into his hand and then touching a doorknob or banister which you yourself touch – picking up the virus. Once you touch your face or food with that contaminated hand, you’re well on your way to spending part of your well-deserved vacation huddled under the covers alone except for some aspirin and a cup of lukewarm chicken soup… looking wistfully out the window at the happy, healthy skiers.

Be sure to get enough sleep and fluids.   Winter vacations can be physically exhausting, and your system needs enough rest for you to enjoy the next day’s activities. You also need plenty of fluids to compensate for the dry, cold air outside and the warm dry air in front of the fireplace.

Over-the-counter vitamin D (at least 800IU daily) is thought to offer some protection against colds and the flu. (You also need vitamin D for good bone health, and it may even offer some protection against the eventual development of heart disease and dementia.)

Allow plenty of time to get in shape before your trip, concentrating on exercises which protect your knees, hips and balance.

Remember to check your health insurance when you schedule your vacation. Make sure that you’re generously covered for medical evacuation… just in case. If your policy isn’t adequate, take a look at such internet sites as http://www.insuremytrip.com/ to find inexpensive travel health and accident coverage.

Don’t forget to eat healthily just because you’re on vacation. You will have burned up about 400 calories every hour you’ve skied, giving you the chance to sneak in some extra calories during the day. Aim for light, healthy snacks (such as fruit or trail mix) – remembering that you don’t ski your best on a very full stomach. You really can eat your evening meal healthily without feeling deprived by following a few simple rules.

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Dress appropriately for the occasion

Be sure to check what the dress code is for her company party. Luckily for work holiday parties, the dress code is typically pretty clear: formal, cocktail, etc. Don’t worry if your wardrobe isn’t too extensive. Deriving different looks from your basic dark suit can easily be done with your tie, cuff links, shirt color, etc. For more style tips, review AM’s Rule Refresher: Dress For the Occasion.

Brush up on her industry

Even though the corporate party is supposed to be fun away from work, there will inevitably be work-related conversations. Piece of cake when it’s your party and your industry. However, this time it’s not. Be prepared to contribute to the conversation by doing a little research on her industry before the evening out. 

Go easy on the alcohol

Yes, there is a very good possibility there will be an open bar; however, this is not a green light to demonstrate to everyone just how well you hold your liquor (or don’t). It may be tempting to entertain yourself with drink after drink, but hold strong. Despite the jovial atmosphere, the bigwigs will be watching -- evaluating even -- for inappropriate behavior. Your actions will reflect on your girl so act accordingly. And if she starts to get a little out of control, she’ll thank you later if you help her keep it under wraps.

Participate

A good deterrent for relying on alcoholic entertainment: participate. Make an effort to talk to the people at your table, dance, show your great sense of humor, and so on. Just don’t be that guy -- the boyfriend sitting alone at the table or the one she has to beg to join her on the dance floor. (Again, this is something people watch, particularly her office girlfriends. It will be important to her.)

Be assertive

The most important moment and introduction all evening is when you meet her boss. You have to be assertive. Look him in the eye, smile warmly and firmly shake his hand. Don’t stand back and be aloof in the conversation. Join in (i.e., participate. Ring a bell?) When her boss asks about you and your profession, confidently explain how you spend your time. And if your girl happens to complain a great deal about her boss and his inane ways of running the office, don't let that show in your dealings with him. Just because she opens up to you at home doesn't mean she wants her boss to know the truth.  

Be attentive

Most of the suggestions so far have been pretty standard or just a good review, but this will be the baffling one to you. How her office girlfriends rate you will largely determine the success of the party in her eyes. (Yes, it is kind of junior high and ridiculous, but it is the nature of girl world.) She wants to show you off and make all her office girlfriends jealous because she has such a great guy. Just play the part exceedingly well that night (be a gentleman personified by helping with her coat, pulling out her chair, getting her drinks, etc.) and dial it up a notch by making an effort to remember the names of her coworkers (basically, be your charming self). All of this equates to a big gushy session over coffee on Monday morning in which you will star as the main topic of conversation. This is, of course, her goal (again, it may be dumb, but this is just how it works).   

Know when to leave

This one is simple. Don’t be the last one to leave the party. You’ll be able to sense the appropriate time. Usually a little while after dinner (after getting a little dancing in), the crowd will start to thin. Follow suit. However, when you leave, be sure to give the appropriate thank-yous and goodbyes to her boss and coworkers.

her company customs

Though the company party (hers or yours) will inevitably have its less-than-exciting moments, it is an important part of the corporate schmoozing game. It provides a chance to make an impression outside of the office. Keeping these things in mind will ensure you’re the hit of her company party.

Jamaica: Travel Tips

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Any North American will claim to know about Jamaican culture. However, when pressed, it becomes clear they only know what they’ve learned from commercials, Bob Marley songs and the movie Cool Runnings. The island is not as cartoonish as pop culture would lead you to believe. Travelers to the country need to think about more than which swimsuit to pack and how much rum money they need to bring. While most Jamaicans are “feeling irie,” clueless tourists still annoy them. Before you go, turn down Exodus long enough to memorize these top 10 Jamaica travel tips.

No.10 - Head to Montego Bay for golf

If you’re a golfer, you’ll definitely want to pack your bags and buy a travel package to this area. Situated along the coast, in between pristine sandbars and lush foliage, are some of the most scenic and challenging courses in the entire Caribbean. Jamaican resorts are huge believers in all-inclusive package deals. While many golf courses are public, research packages that reduce greens fees at places like the Half Moon Golf Club (which hosts the Red Stripe Pro Am), the Tryall Club and the White Witch of Rose Hall Golf Course.

No.9 - The nicest beaches charge

The Jamaican government seems to be a huge proponent of a free market economy. Privatization permeates areas many travelers wouldn’t think about. For instance, many of the nicest beaches are not owned by the government, but by large resorts. This means that if you’re not a guest there, you’ll need to pay an entrance fee. Even public beaches will charge if they think people will pay. Still, most prices aren’t steep, and viewing the eye candy is usually worth it. Hot women let their guards down a little more when locals aren’t offering to braid their hair.

No.8 - Keep the beachwear by the water

The fact that you’re on vacation doesn’t mean flip-flops are appropriate dinner footwear. No one wants to see your nasty chipped toenails while they’re trying to enjoy a plate of jerk chicken. Make sure to pack a few pairs of decent shoes, collared shirts (with sleeves) and light slacks. Certain clubs and restaurants can be downright dressy, even if you’re staying away from the obvious tourist areas. A gentleman is never underdressed, especially when in Jamaica. If that happens, you forfeit being a gentleman.

No.7 - Prep for hardcore mosquitoes

While you might think you’ve encounters nasty bloodsuckers before, these bugs can be monsters that are immune to bug sprays and lotions. We know you wanted to suck in as much island sun as possible, but when packing, think long-sleeve shirts and pants. At times, you’ll want to protect as much of your skin as possible. Pack a variety of repellents and see what works best for you. If you ask the locals what they use, most will shrug and claim they don’t notice the bugs anymore.

No.6 - Study common Jamaican terms

While Jamaicans technically speak English, you won’t recognize many phrases. They speak Patois, a mashup of English, native dialects and other languages that seep in for spice. At times, it may feel like an intelligible conversation has suddenly, without warning, devolved into gibberish. However, locals understand and will expect you to understand as well. Study common expressions. For example, “Mi cyan 'elp yuh wit dat problem" means, “I cannot help you with that problem.” And, “A fe me rhum" means, “It’s my rum."

No.5 - Negotiate prices beforehand

While you may think yourself middle-class, you’ll be considered rich in Jamaica. Travelers stand out in a crowd, no matter what your ethnicity. Locals will assume you have piles of money because, compared with them, you do. Many will try to sell you goods and services at outrageously marked-up prices. Accordingly, before you get into a taxi or order anything, make sure you understand the price. Once you eat the dinner or take the ride, you don’t have as much room for bartering.

No.4 - Get out and see the country

No matter where you stay, there will be available day-trips out to the countryside. While the hustle of the city areas is exciting, the rural areas are a completely different world. You won’t be treated like a tourist target, constantly being asked if you’d like to buy something. Locals in these areas truly embrace the laid-back Jamaican spirit. Random goats run around small houses scattered across plush rolling hills. Hike to beautiful waterfalls, raft down lazy rivers and experience the picturesque Blue Mountains.

No.3 - Stay away from tourist bars

While your first inclination may be to go places where “the customers look like you,” you’ll have a much better time and spend one-quarter the money if you visit bars where locals hang. Ask the hotel staff or tourist information personnel where they go when they’re off work and if it’s safe for foreigners. Usually, things will be copacetic, but you want to make sure. This will be the best place to really integrate into local culture. People will stop trying to sell you things and treat you like a friend while sipping rum at the bar.

No.2 - Don't buy pot

Get it through your head: Ganja is illegal in Jamaica. That does not mean most locals take heed. From the moment you arrive to the moment you leave, everyone -- from bellhops to waiters to trinket salesmen on kayaks -- will ask you if you want some smoke. They don’t mean cigarettes. Politely smile and say no. Possession can land you in jail, and there's nothing classy about that. Cops who want the bail money may even intentionally set you up.

No.1 - Get on Jamaican time

Obviously, Jamaicans are known internationally for being laid-back. Most island cultures are, but these Caribbean locals truly take “ease” to new levels. Time, as far as we know it, doesn’t really exist. Events seem to get caught in two-hour time warps. While shops may claim to open at 10 a.m., a safer bet would be noon. Don’t get frustrated, or else you’ll be angry the entire trip. Just assume everything will be two hours later than it’s supposed to be. (Unless you go to a reggae concert -- that will be six hours behind schedule.)

Kick back, relax and enjoy all that Jamaica has to offer.

10 Workout Mistakes Every Guy Makes

Bib Patel: How To Silence Annoying Loud People

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We’re all guilty of slacking off from time to time, whether at work, at home or in fantasy football  (well, probably more the first two; that last one is meant to illustrate how detrimental it can be to half-ass important things, and to remind you to check your standings), but time is too precious these days to continue making the same mistakes over and over again. Winners work out smart, not hard, so it’s time to take a good hard look at your exercise regimen and get rid of the dead weight, so to speak. Use this checklist of common workout mistakes to keep your game – and your gut – in tip-top shape.

Mistake #1: Working out inconsistently

There’s a reason gym memberships are crazy-expensive in January and insanely affordable in the summertime; it’s because people like you (and us, don’t worry) wake up at the beginning of a new year feeling refreshed (and fat) and ready to tackle the world and stick to their resolutions (…to lose weight, because they ate too much stuffing and are now consequently fat). Going for two hours a day, seven days a week for one month out of the year, however, does not a worthwhile fitness routine make; in fact, it doesn’t even contribute meaningfully to your overall health, because the body needs about 30 days to just get used to a new habit. Instead of working your ass off when you feel motivated and letting yourself sleep through your alarm when you don’t, try viewing fitness as just another part of your day, like brushing your teeth or sleeping. It’s not a special occasion, it’s just a Thing You Do, even if it’s for 20 minutes on the treadmill while reading your morning paper. Every little (consistent) bit helps. Sprinting for two miles and then collapsing – the equivalent of working out like crazy and then falling back into your slug-like ways – is not.

Mistake #2: Starving yourself

Somewhere along the way, someone decided that working out on an empty stomach burns fat. This person, whoever he may have been, was entirely wrong, and as a result, tens of thousands of unsuspecting gents have been undercutting their exercise goals by going in calorie-starved and gorging themselves afterwards to make up for it. The key to an efficient, useful workout is to give yourself enough fuel to push yourself (reasonably) throughout your workout, which means a small portion of carbs, protein and good fat an hour or so before you work out. Eating a small amount of protein after you work out will also help your muscles to repair themselves and help you to keep your energy up. For the best overall weight-loss results, try for five small (400-600 calorie) meals per day, rather than waiting until you’re ravenous.

Mistake #3: All cardio, all the time

Cardio is a must for good health, but it’s only half of the story. You can’t build substantial muscle without weight training, and without muscle, your personal battle of the bulge may as well end in surrender; muscle burns about seven to 10 calories per pound per day, while fat burns a measly two to three. Muscle also decreases with age. “If you don't do anything to replace the lean muscle you lose, you'll increase the percentage of fat in your body,” explains Edward Laskowski, M.D., a physical medicine and rehabilitation specialist at the Mayo Clinic, which in layman’s terms means that something has to fill the void left by your now-vanished muscle mass, and that something is lard.

Mistake #4: Emphasizing quantity over quality

So, tough guy, you can do 200 bicep curls with 10 lb weights, huh? Good for you. (Pause; “not”.) In some other universes, going through hundreds of reps of anything might mean that you’re The Strongest Man In The World, but in this one, it just means that you’re pushing for high numbers instead of focusing on your form and moving through a complete range of motion. Your muscles should be close to or at the point of exhaustion after 15 reps with the appropriate weight. If you can get through 35 without breaking a sweat, then you need to slow your roll and up your weight.

Mistake #5: Going in blind

To be successful, every business (you) needs a marketing strategy (plan of attack for making yourself into the Adonis you always knew you could be). If you feel overwhelmed when you’re at the gym, it’s probably because you haven’t defined tangible goals for yourself. Looking to shed some pounds? You’ll want a calorie-scorching circuit training routine that blends cardio and weights. Vying for the next Mr. Universe title? You’ll need to pay attention to what you’re eating in addition to what you’re lifting. Just trying to make it from your house to your car without running out of breath? You’ll need to concentrate on building up your lung capacity and endurance. Working out with a purpose will not only keep you from wasting time trying to figure out what to do at the gym, but also keep you motivated; when you track results, you see the point to getting out of bed at 5 AM, even in the winter.

Mistake #6: Focusing on the wrong results

Let’s face it: sometimes simply getting to the gym will be your biggest accomplishment. While it is important to have (and stick to) a workout plan that includes measurable fitness goals, you should also remember to give yourself a hearty pat on the back for just being able to incorporate regular exercise into your hectic schedule. It’s safe to assume you won’t meet every goal you set, no matter how conservative; you might not be exactly where you want to be, but instead of berating yourself, take a moment to celebrate your commitment to your health and well-being. It’ll keep you in the positive zone, which will make you less likely to eschew your next session in favor of a date with your couch and an extra large six meats pizza.

Mistake #7: Slacking on technique

With physical education in the country being what it is, most of us never learned how to exercise properly, much less how to stretch without injuring ourselves or why certain muscle groups should work in concert and why others should always be kept separate. When you combine this collective lack of basic skill with the current state of affairs in the world, the result is a bunch of preoccupied, confused guys wasting a lot of time working out half-heartedly and improperly. If you’ve never worked with a trainer, then it’s worth inquiring at your local gym to find out how much a few sessions will set you back; even in financially stretched times, the benefits of getting some first-hand expertise far outweigh the cost of a few dinners out. Learning the proper ways to approach your exercise routine will both give you something constructive to focus on and ensure that you don’t injure yourself while trying to acquire some guns of steel.

Mistake #8: Skipping the warm-up… or the cool-down

Fitness People have been talking for a while now about the importance (or lack thereof) of stretching before and after workouts. Warm-ups and cool-downs, however, are not just about stretching; they’re about getting your body ready to work and decreasing the risk of injury before, during and after you exercise. Generally speaking, five to ten minutes of light cardio (walking, cycling, swimming) are a good way to ease your muscles into a workout session, and light stretching afterwards is enough to keep your muscles from freezing or pulling. As with your workout itself, the key is to follow through; hold your stretches for one or two minutes, breathe deeply, and focus your mind on relaxing areas of tension. Your warm-up and cool-down are just as important, if not more so, than your workout itself.

Mistake #9: Allowing yourself to get dehydrated

If you wait until you’re already thirsty to drink water, then you’re subjecting your body to dehydration, which can be the kiss of death when sweating profusely and expecting your body to achieve great things in the weight room. Even minor dehydration can increase your perceived exertion level, resulting in a less-than-stellar workout, and can reduce overall performance by as much as 20%. Keep your water bottle full at all times, and remember to hydrate consistently. If you’re feeling parched, then the benefits of your workout are already declining.

Mistake #10: Forgetting to breathe

The next time you hit the gym, remind yourself to breathe. You’ll probably discover that you, like most people, have a tendency to hold your breath during a weight-lifting set or breathe rapidly and shallowly while running on the treadmill. The one muscle you don’t want to tense during a gym sesh is your diaphragm, the muscle directly below your lungs that controls how deeply you’re able to breathe, and when. (It’s also responsible for the hiccups, but that’s a different tale for a different time.) Deep, steady breathing is a key component of working out as efficiently as possible. It gives you balance, keeps you focused (the importance of which can’t be emphasized enough), and invigorates your muscles, all of which give you increased energy and enhance the effectiveness of your exercise tenfold. 

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Dating A Beautiful Pain In The Ass

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Understand the psyche of this crazy sexpot

First, know what you’re in for when dating a beautiful pain in the ass. There are several types of woman that fall into this category and knowing what they bring will

. She could have no personality and this could frustrate you because she’s a pretty mannequin. Ms. Hotness could have soap opera drama, dragging you into her family fights, work arguments and crazy ex-boyfriends throwing punches in the bar. Your gorgeous pain in the ass could be wildly unpredictable, laughing one second and weeping the next. Finally, she could be a flat-out 

, emasculating and controlling you.

Now that you’re aware of what you could be dealing with, you should know the benefits and the reasons why you’re putting up with her crap. There are several advantages to dating a beautiful pain in the ass. There’s

, trophy achievements, life experience, and the almighty ego boost. With these benefits, it’s hard to let her go, but it can be equally hard to stay with her. Knowing how to navigate this difficult girl is the key to getting the most out of this crazy ride.

Learn what sets off your beautiful pain in the ass

First step to dating a beautiful pain in the ass is to learn her patterns. Even if she’s psychotic, a control freak or has more issues than Rolling Stone magazine, she still has patterns -- specific ways that she acts and reacts to certain situations. If she goes on a tire-slashing spree when she hears her ex-boyfriend’s favorite song or cries whenever you ask her what happened at work, do what you can to avoid the triggers that set her off. Learn what makes her tick.

Use those beautiful benefits

Maximize her strengths. She’s hot. The sex is great. She manages to get great tables in restaurants or gets you into the clubs for free. Whatever her strengths are, use them before that beautiful pain in the ass starts hurting too much to ignore. Wrap your time together and relationship around these strengths or your time together will shift toward how much of a problem she is and how aggravated you are.

Socialize with the right circles

Next step, determine the ways she deals with group interactions. The gorgeous girl you’re dating may boost your ego and give you that sense of trophy achievement when your friends drop their jaws, but your hot girl may be a hot mess when you get her around your female friends and family. Knowing how she functions or malfunctions and with what groups she can interact with can go a long way to giving the relationship some longevity.

How much do you have to actually listen to her?

Learn how much interaction you need with each other. If she’s a drama queen, you can bet she’ll talk your ear off with her constant barrage of problems. Determine if you have to give her every iota of attention or if you can still watch the game while she’s throwing a fit, staring at the ceiling or complaining about your level of career motivation and why you’re lucky to have her. Maybe you don’t have to give 100% of your attention to still enjoy her banging body and a night on the town.

Be prepared to let her walk out the door

Beautiful pains in the ass can believe themselves irreplaceable because they’re gorgeous. During their temper tantrums, whacked-out episodes and screaming, the gorgeous girls may threaten to walk out. Be ready to break up with them and let them go without a second notice. No matter how beautiful she is, her looks cannot be held hostage to get her way. If you want to really bring her down to earth, say goodbye without much arguing.

the good, the bad and the trophy

Finally, focus on the advantages. Maybe it’s the sex that’s amazing or at least pleasing to the eye (because she’s gorgeous) or maybe it’s that feeling you get walking down the street with her on your arm. Perhaps the advantage is what you’re learning along the way. Whatever the joy is, focus on it and enjoy it as long as possible. True relationships are built on more than just looks and this beautiful pain in the ass is probably not going to last very long. Have fun and when she’s being a pain, look at that awesome body and gorgeous face and remember she is hot.

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Bib Patel
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We all remember the Star Wars Kid, that Thriller video by the Filipino inmates, Boxxy, Afro Ninja, the cruelly hilarious Fat Asian Kid and all the many, many others. But, I ask you, where are they now? What has become of these memes, the unwitting recipients of internet infamy?

While their time as internet celebrities is fleeting, their misadventures clogging up inboxes only until the next one comes along, on the intardweb they will live on forever. Stuck in time, captured for generations to lol at, eternally lunging towards us charged with the disillusion they're a Jedi warrior or staring scared and tormented at the camera in a variety of shooped poses, or eeking and squeaking out sentences while twitching like an epileptic Tourette's sufferer who fell in a pot of tar. But like a superhero they have their own secret identities, their humdrum Clark Kent getting on with the daily grind at their own Daily Planet.

After their international fame it's a mighty fall, have they all hit the ground running? Or did they sprain an ankle, crack a shin, or dislocate a hip after such a distance...

The Filipino inmates? Well they're probably still in jail choreographing the dance moves to High School Musical 10. Counting down the days until their release when they'll no doubt storm Broadway and take the great quantum leap from internet celebrity to fully fledged 'real' celebrity, where they'll be the talk of the town, darlings to the Hollywood luvvies - at least for a week.

Boxxy has probably gone viral, literally, like Neo she is now within the internets or at the very least /b/, and that's why nobody has heard anything from her in so long. She's disappeared because she longer exists as an annoying blinking emo and has now transcended her black clothes and eyeliner and is pure information, albeit still annoying. So perhaps she's what causes your train to be late, the traffic lights to stay red for so long or your internet connection to explode.

Afro Ninja? I like to think of him in the Tibetan Himalayas perfecting his art. Waiting until the world is ready before unleashing his awesome power, halting global warming with the flick of a nunchuck and dethroning the world's tyrants with a roundhouse to the face. HI-YAA! Let's hope he's better at solving the world's ills than he is at doing a backflip.

The Star Wars Kid? Well, what can I say after what we've all seen? Leading the Rebel Alliance against the Galactic Empire is something he does in his sleep. Anyone who can wield a golf-ball retriever like that has no doubt where his future lays - a golf caddy. Yep, he's probably a caddy to a golfing pro sweeping up golf balls like Yoda with a 9-iron up his ass, whipping through the golf course like a bumbling bolt of lightening. He pauses to give a self-satisfied look at the fairway, grins smugly, then nods his head in self-agreement and he's off! There are plenty more golfers who need plenty more golf balls retrieved. Get to it ya fat sh#t.

And poor Fat Asian Kid, what can he do? That pleading stare, "Please don't Photoshop my face and plaster it all over the internet." it says, "Please." Maybe his time will come when the universe has had enough of us and sends that asteroid careering towards Earth - he can be our defence. We'll launch him straight at it at a high velocity and watch as the asteroid glances at us forlornly, mimicking his fat little head, before shattering into a million pieces.

If justice is served then perhaps they'll all end up in a retirement home for ex-memes, sharing urine stains with Techno Viking while Keyboard Cat tickles out a little ditty on the ivories, reminiscing on their glory days of internet stardom when for one whole week or so email inboxes across the globe were full to the brim with their cock-ups, strange behaviour and legendary dance moves.

Ways To Approach Women

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As you know, first impressions count for a lot, so you had better make it a good one. There are all sorts of ways to approach a woman, but what works with one may lead you to fall flat on your face with another.

Hell, it can be even harder than that. Imagine this scenario: You're doing an all-star job of picking a woman up -- you're confident, funny and charming -- and she should be eating it up, except that she just got a speeding ticket on her way there (or she just had another guy try to hook up with her) and doesn't feel like talking to a stranger.

Women are hormonal creatures and there are no foolproof pickup methods. What's worse, you never really know what kind of woman you're approaching until she opens her mouth.

Or do you?

Actually, you can -- and should -- gather clues before you approach women. If, for example, you see her laughing with her friends, you can assume that humor will be well-received (provided it's actually funny). But if she's reading a book by herself at a subway stop, try a subtle joke, or take a cue from what she's actually reading to comment on or ask about it.

The point is, always relate your approach to the context, not only so it's geared to her personal situation, but also so you seem less like a stalker and more like a genuinely interested guy with a legitimate comment or question.

Here are some different pickup tips for all settings, not just nightclubs. Each tip has a basic explanation, The Player's Twist for how to make it work even better, and a relative one to five success rating of that twist, five being the highest, one being the lowest.

Remember, though, that just as every runway approach depends on the weather, every pickup must account for the particular context and you must be prepared for rejection.

1- Buy her a drink

Don't use the offer as your icebreaker, which is like a canned pickup line that shows you supplicating to her. Instead, make the offer once she's shown some interest. If you know the bartender and can trust him/her to be a good envoy, you could send your target a drink through the bartender, with the message that you would like her to come join you.

The Player's Twist: Boldly ask her to buy you a drink in a joking manner. "I've been sitting here wondering what a guy has to do to get a pretty girl to buy him a drink." This is unexpected and funny, which makes it a better icebreaker.

Another twist could be to reserve a table and order a bottle. Women seem to flock to men who order bottles -- it indicates money and a willingness to pamper. Plus, this way you won't have to actively ask her if she wants a drink; she'll simply move closer to you and show interest.

2- Ask to borrow a chair

Ask if she is using the empty chair beside her. It's an honest excuse to at least ask a question and start up a conversation, right? When she says that nobody is using that chair -- thinking you're going to whisk it away to another table, which makes her feel lonely -- sit down in it and start chatting her up. This is a quick turnaround from her feeling lonely to desirable; use that momentum to your advantage.

When you sit down next to her, immediately mention that this must be your lucky day because not only did you find a seat, but it happened to be right next to hers. Then smile.

3 out of 5

3- Ask for her name

A genuine smile to accompany the delivery of this question is crucial. But an exchange of names, while straightforward, is not the best icebreaker -- it lacks imagination (although there are plenty of women who also lack imagination... and are, therefore, waiting for a guy to show her some).

Better to use a different approach and remain a man of mystery, name-wise, until she's thinking: "Gee, we've gotten this far and I don't even know this guy's name!" Then she'll ask for yours, which means she's interested.

Once you know her name, constantly repeat it -- it's not only music to her ears because it means you're focusing on her, which makes her more comfortable, but the repetition also helps ensure you won't forget it.

3 out of 5

4- Dance with her

Dancing is one of the world's oldest disguises for sex. You know, the whole "rhythm and movement and in time with each other" thing?

The Player's Twist: Dance with a few of your wingwomen also, and alternate between the two. Get your target's attention, then move around the dance floor to show you're checking your options -- because you know you have some. Then come back to your target, who will now, if at all interested, pay more attention to you to get you to stay near.

Obviously, you should only try this technique if you can actually dance. If not, then you're just embarrassing yourself. And whatever you do, don't touch or grind with her, unless she gives you the green light or does so first. If the thought "perv" crosses her mind, you're toast.

Success Rate: 3.5 out of 5

5- Use a cheesy pickup line

Women hate pickup lines, but if you can make a joke out of it, it can work.

, clear your throat, pretend to compose yourself, then deliver something like:

"Ahem. If I told you that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

Delivery is everything here, so if you can put on a cheesy, game-show-host voice to deliver it, all the better. You can then make fun of the fact that you just used such a line and that some people use them seriously.

Ironically add: "Lord knows I would never stoop so low just to start a conversation with a pretty girl." This has a much better success rate if you've already seen that she has a sense of humor (i.e., you've noticed her smiling and laughing a lot).

A couple of lines that are more context-specific:

If you catch her looking at you:

• Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
• Excuse me; I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
• To a cute, but not drop-dead gorgeous woman: What does it feel like to be the most alluring woman in this room? (Major supplication, so follow up with a Negative Hit).
• To be used on a drop-dead gorgeous woman only: You're unattractive, but there's something about you that intrigues me. (Negative Hit)

The Player's Twist: Rather than use an actual pickup line, be cooler and less formulaic about it while still commenting on the fact that you're approaching her. For example:

"Excuse me, I don't mean to interrupt your nice little coffee moment here (or whatever she is doing), but do you have 20 seconds?" You need to be charming her already to get her response of: "Sure."

"Great, because I just wanted to share a thought. You know, you never know when something wonderful is about to happen, like you could find yourself (wherever you currently are) just thinking about [eating another donut/what time the commuter train arrives/whatever she's doing or expecting to happen/the rising price of tea in China (or something equally absurd)], and the next thing you know an attractive stranger is talking to you, and as you listen to him you may notice that even though (you've never seen him before/you've met him before here in this bookstore), you find him strangely interesting. Because after all, we all find people who find us interesting, interesting, right?"

Smiling, "I guess so."

Etc.

The important thing here is to gear your questions so that her first few responses can really only be positive, unless she's plainly not in the mood. Getting her to say "yes" and agree with you makes it seem like you have more in common right off the bat.

Even though this could be a long shot, if you have a confident delivery, it's a great icebreaker.

Success Rate: 3.5 out of 5

6- Compliment her

You could comment on an article of clothing, the way she's put her whole outfit together, her hair, etc.

, so it doesn't sound canned. Compliments that show you noticing who she is rather than her surface are good ways of accomplishing this: "When you smile like that, the corners of your mouth do this really funny little curl (Negative Hit), which is so cute, I think I might just have to keep trying to make you smile."

If it goes well, follow up fairly soon with a Negative Hit, of course using your common sense so as not to insult her. Remember; the more physically attractive the woman, the more Negative Hits you can usually apply. The point here is to indirectly make her seek your approval.

Some examples of Negative Hits:

• "I like you, but you seem like too much of a good girl." This shows you like her, but you don't see her in a sexual way. She will then try to alter your platonic image of her."So, you're trying to join the (insert celebrity name here) club when it comes to hairstyles? I've seen a lot of women with a similar style, but I must say it suits you a lot better than most women."
• "That's a great dress. My sister has the same one." This shows you appreciate her dress, but she's not the only one with it and, therefore, she's not that original.

4 out of 5

7- Ask her a question

Use open-ended questions, which usually begin with the words "what," "why" or "how." Have at least one other open-ended followup question ready, or preferably more than one, to make you seem smooth and like you're not stalling. Many hacks will pretend they're from out of town and need directions. But think about it: if it goes well, you've begun things with a major lie.

Combine a question and a compliment.

For example: "Excuse me, I'm wondering if you could help me for a second. I'm looking for a purse/skirt/etc. just like yours, which goes very well with your ensemble, for my sister/cousin/mother. Could you tell me where you got yours?"

If she's at work: "I bet you'd be happier somewhere else."

Her: "Yeah, well, gotta pay the bills."

You: "And where, if you could drop all this and go on holiday, would that be, ideally?"

If she comes up with nothing, suggest a tropical beach or jungle. Let her run with it, then add to her answer by making descriptions tantalizing. Now you're building a rapport and encouraging positive thoughts.

Ask how her day was.

If you don't know the woman but walk up to her and ask the

as if you're old friends, that adds a little humor while making it obvious that you just wanted to talk to her. You should walk up to her confidently and make sure she sees you coming. If you sneak up or surprise her, and then pretend you know her, you're in stalker territory.

If she has been having a great day, ask her why. If she hasn't had such a good day, ask her why, but don't offer her quick solutions. That's what a man looks for, not a woman. If you listen and sympathize, you've built a rapport. Then you can cheer her up with humor or whatever else comes up.

4 out of 5

Pace your pickup

The success rates quoted here presume that the woman is on the market and in the mood, and that you're not Steve Urkel.

The main thing, as always, is to project confidence when you approach, smile, and be positive. No negative details about your life, and don't bring up exes unless explicitly asked.

And remember; the more rejections you get, the more used to it you will be, and the less it will faze you in the future, thereby building your confidence.

Go get 'em.

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Yes, hand bras.  You know, when there is no bra and hands are used instead?  It’s getting harder and harder to figure out terms for what women do with their breasts.  But dammit I hope we all die trying to come up with these phrases.

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cutesy jealousy

If you went up to the average gal on the street and asked her: "Do women want men to get jealous?” there's a good shot she'd say yes. No, that is not the end of this article. This fact actually means very little because, as is often the case, most women have no clue what they really want. Do women want to be appreciated by their men? Yes. Do they want to feel attractive to the man they've been dating for a long time? Of course. Would most women want their men to express mild concern over her (innocently) hanging out with another guy? Sure. However, here's where things get tricky. Women think they want their man to get jealous -- but the jealousy they're talking about is cutesy jealousy. It bears little resemblance to actual jealousy and may or may not make the female race more annoying to you than ever before. Here’s what can fall under cutesy jealousy.

Sweet territorialism

You're at the bar with your girlfriend and a bunch of friends and you notice a few other guys check her out as she heads back to your table with drinks. When she arrives back at the table, you throw an arm over her shoulders. This simple move says: "Yes, I notice you're looking hot tonight and yes, I also notice you're getting looks from other guys." It's silent and sweet. You know what's not silent and sweet? Acting like a douche and getting in the face of any of those aforementioned guys over looking at your girl. This isn’t an episode of The Sopranos

.Confident joking

Your girl is all dolled up and ready to head out for a girl's night out. She kisses you goodbye and you smile and say: “Watch out for other penises!” It’s ridiculous and funny, and even if you’re not entirely serious about it (because you trust her, not because you think she’s an ugly hag who can’t get other guys), it still shows you care.

Bottom line

Don't listen to women (kidding... but not really. Make exceptions for your mother and this section of the site, of course). Unless your (crazy) chick is into Ike and Tina role-play, she's not craving real jealousy from you.

real jealousy

Real jealousy and cutesy jealousy have absolutely zero in common with each other. Real jealousy is often suffocating and sometimes completely psycho at whatever stage of the relationship you’re at. For those on the prowl or just starting to date a new girl, the payoff to playing it a little cool and disinterested is a much greater benefit to your overall game than being overprotective and territorial. For the guys in a long-term relationship, the lack of trust exhibited in real jealousy can completely ruin any partnership. Here are the red-flag behaviors to steer clear of.

Out-of-control anger

If you find yourself resembling the Hulk at any point in a relationship, it’s time to back away slowly. Real jealousy rears its ugly head when either partner becomes uncontrollably angry for no justifiable reason. And it doesn’t count if it’s only justifiable to you.

Invisible suitors

Are you automatically assuming that every male your girlfriend comes in contact with is a risk to take her away from you? Even if there isn’t a male in question, does your mind get carried away imagining that there will be a male wherever she happens to go without you? If so, you’re heading into the danger zone. Irrational jealousy accomplishes nothing except making you seem insecure -- and it sure as hell won’t stop a girl from cheating if she’s planning to already. In fact, it might even drive her to it.

Bottom line

Jealousy equals insecurity. Insecurity equals unattractive. You really can use math in real life.

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Women may not always know what they want, but you can be sure that they know what they don't want -- and that’s an insecure, jealous guy who is capable of a real-life Jekyll & Hyde routine. Jealousy can be smothering and unattractive at the start of relationships and downright destructive in long-term ones. Don't feel like trusting a female on this conclusion?

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And to her (or the make up people’s) credit, I have to say she’s way up there as far as being an incredibly hot print model.  And whatever was spent on those implants might have been the best money spent in a long time.  Man are those excellent.   Pretty sure I’m moving to Panama.

Patricia's career was kick-started when she was crowned Miss Panama.  She then established herself as a familiar face on television across Latin Amercia as a news anchor/reporter for Univision. She moved to Los Angeles and quickly landed roles in movies and television.

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The main misconception of many people regarding how to get a six pack fast is that they aren’t aware that fats cannot be turn into muscles nor do they understand that they already have six pack abs which is hidden below the unwanted belly fats. Once you are clear on this misconception, getting a six pack abs won’t be far away from now. So the secret to your tone six pack abs is simply to reveal your hidden abdominal muscles by shedding away the unwanted layers of fats at your belly.

If you’re like many people, one of your top goals in the gym is to get a set of 6-pack abs. Nothing screams "high fitness level" like a tight and firm midsection, but many men often think that in order to accomplish this goal they must perform an endless series of crunches each and every time they workout.

This is not the case at all.

There are a number of exercises you can perform that will recruit all of the muscle fibers deep within the tissue without requiring any type of crunching action.

Below are six such exercises that are guaranteed to get you the results you’re looking for, provided they're incorporated into a well-rounded program that works all of the major muscle groups in the body.

The renegade row

The renegade row demands good balance and coordination, because if you don’t contract your abdominal muscles you’re going to fall over.

To perform it, position yourself so your legs are straight out behind you while you’re balancing your upper body with your hands, each on a dumbbell that are placed shoulder-width apart on the floor under the shoulders.

Once in this position, transfer your weight to one side and proceed to lift the arm up to perform a one-arm row.

After completing this, either move on to a second rep on the same side or switch over to the other side and alternate between reps in that manner.

Raised-leg single-leg squat

Even if you have incredibly strong quads, this single-leg squat will still challenge your abdominal core.

To perform it, stand so that you’re balancing on one leg with the other leg raised out as high into the air as possible, directly in front of you.

Next, begin to squat down on the standing leg, maintaining balance the entire time. Go down as low as you can possibly go, and then rise back up to the starting position.

After finishing 10 reps on one side, switch legs and repeat.

Side leg raises

This third no-crunch exercise for 6-pack abs also tests your balancing abilities while focusing on the obliques.

To start, move into a plank. From there, lift the hand and leg of one side of the body off the floor and rotate until you’re now in a sideways position.

Once you’ve found your balance, proceed to lift the leg closest to the ceiling up and down performing side leg lifts. To increase the challenge, bring the leg forward and back as well; however, be absolutely sure you maintain the straight spinal column position.

Cable woodchoppers

This exerciseworks double-time to strengthen the abdominal core and work the shoulder muscles. First, stand sideways to a cable machine with a low-cable pulley attachment by your feet. Bend over using a slight bend in the knees and reach for the handle. From there, straighten your body back up while twisting in the opposite direction until you are holding the handle across your body and above your head in the opposite direction.

Pause for a brief moment and then lower back down to the starting position to complete the rep. Aim for 10 reps on each side.

Lunge with ball pass-off

This no-crunch ab exercise is best to do with a partner so they can follow right behind you to control the position of the ball.

Begin by performing a standard lunge while holding a medicine ball. As you lower down to the ground, you want to twist to the side so you are able to hand the ball off to your partner behind you.

From that point, twist back to the front and continue with the lunging motion until you get to the bottom portion of the second lunge. Have your partner pass you the ball on your other side.

Try for 10 reps on each side before taking a 30 to 60 second rest and performing the 6-pack ab exercise again.

Stability ball jack-knife

Finally, the sixth no-crunch ab exercise, a high intensity one, is a stability ball jack-knife.

To perform this, place your elbows on a bench while your legs are behind you on top of an exercise ball, with your stomach facing the floor.

From there, lift one leg off the exercise ball and raise it out to the side of your body, then curl the ball into your chest with the leg still on top of it. Once the ball is as far as it can go, extend it straight out behind you again.

ab-tastic exercises

So, the next time you’re dreading your regular old 6-pack ab workout, keep these variations in mind. By changing things up every so often you not only prevent boredom at the gym, but it will take your results to a higher level.

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Halloween Not For Everyone

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For centuries, the moustache has played a vital societal role. Moustache functions include a display of virility and a method of attracting a mate (best used in conjunction with a chest wig), a means of communication between men, a storage device for food particles, and a way of proclaiming proudly to the world that the shackles of youth have been shed.

In celebration of this event we present the top 10 most moustache densly populated countries:

No.10 - Bulgaria

Known for being a hirsute nation, Bulgarians' love of the moustache is bettered only by their loves of music, soccer and volleyball. Having spent many years under the influence of the Soviet Union, Bulgaria has transformed itself in recent times. The moustache has held on, though, and has allowed Bulgaria to claim a spot on our top 10 list of moustache-dense countries. Whether the moustache is set to go the same way as the communist government of the pre-1990s remains to be seen.

No.9 - Hungary

Hungary is the second Eastern European nation to make it on to our list. You know a country has a reputation for moustaches when it gets its own category of facial hair in the World Championships. The Hungarian moustache (known to some as the Wild West moustache) is not necessarily the facial hair of choice among Hungarians nowadays, but it does reflect the popularity of the moustache in their country over the course of history. Despite being a relatively small nation on our list, with a population of only 10 million, Hungary punches well above its weight when it comes to moustaches.

No.8 - United States

It is estimated by moustache historians that around 10 million men in America currently sport a moustache. Whether they all live in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, we can’t say for sure, but what we do know is that America is becoming something of a powerhouse in the moustache-wearing world. At the last World Beard and Moustache Championships, held in Anchorage, Alaska, in May 2009, the United States topped the medal table, winning medals in every one of the moustache competitions, and taking a clean sweep in the Imperial category. Despite changes in fashion, America is a growing force in the facial hair arena.

No.7 - Turkey

In recent years, as Turkey has sought to become more closely integrated into the European economy, there has been lamentation at the demise of the moustache-wearing man. More and more men have shed their moustaches, in an effort to appear more modern and professional. Despite this trend, the moustache still plays an important role in Turkish society, and remains an important symbol of masculinity among its 75 million inhabitants. There is almost certainly a religious element as well: given that an estimated 99% of Turks are Sunni Muslims, their interpretation of religious doctrine may well influence their facial hair choices.

No.6 - Egypt

With an estimated population of 83 million, making it the most populous country in the Middle East, Egypt is a worthy representative on our list. As with many Muslim nations, facial hair does seem to be extremely popular, and so it is common to see men with moustaches going about their daily business. Major Egyptian political figures have also been prominent moustache fans -- President Nasser and President Anwar El Sadat may have helped to popularize the moustache as a facial accompaniment.

No.5 - Iran

Iran is one of the very largest nations in the world in terms of surface area, and its population of 70 million has a very large Shi’a majority. As well as being very careful followers of Islamic doctrine, a lot of famous figures in Iran sport facial hair. The ayatollah and president both wear full beards, while icons such as the soccer star Ali Daei (who holds the record for being the world’s most prolific international goal scorer) is famous for his moustache. These religious and cultural influences have ensured that the men of Iran are proud to wear moustaches.

No.4 - Germany

Germany’s population of 83 million has a long and proud history of wearing moustaches. From the great statesman Bismarck, to the philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche, who proved beyond a doubt that donning a moustache is an essential component of philosophy, to Albert Einstein, whose moustache was the source of his great ideas, Germans have always been proud to wear the moustache. (We’ll ignore a certain Austrian from the 1930s and 1940s). Children are taught moustache cultivation from the age of seven, and Germany has more clubs affiliated with the World Beard and Moustache Championships than any other nation, and regularly challenge for medals at that proud competition.

No.3 - Pakistan

Pakistan has the second-largest Muslim population in the world, with around 173 million Muslims. Once again, it seems likely that religion plays a role in the prominence of their facial hair choices. Pakistan also shares some historical commonalities with India, and they probably have similar cultural attitudes toward facial hair as a symbol of masculinity and virility. Many famous Pakistanis have had moustaches, notably the national poet Mohammed Iqbal, the cricketer Javed Miandad, the former President Pervez Musharraf and the current incumbent Asif Ali Zardari. This prevalence of influential moustache-wearers indicates that moustaches still enjoy huge popularity within this nation. 

No.2 - Mexico

If you asked anyone to describe a stereotypical Mexican, the chances of them having a moustache are pretty high. Mexico has long had a very masculine culture, and icons such as Emiliano Zapata and Pancho Villa may have had an influential role to play. Going further back, many indigenous peoples did not grow facial hair, so when the European settlers arrived, it may have been a way of demonstrating “superior” social status. While hardly relevant today, its 103 million people may still be unconsciously following old practices. Whatever the reason, Mexico is a world leader in the moustache-density stakes.   

No.1 - India

The winner of this competition was almost inevitably the second most populous nation in the world, with its 1.2 billion citizens. Some estimates suggest that as many as 80% of men in southern India wear moustaches, which immediately places that one region above most countries in terms of moustache-wearing men. Moustaches have long held an important place in Indian culture, seen as a potent symbol of virility. Just in case you needed a little more convincing, an Indian also holds the title of the world’s longest moustache, measured in 2004 at 12.5 feet.

NY Times: Afghan Opium Kingpin On CIA Payroll

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“The agency pays (Ahmed Wali) Karzai for a variety of services, including helping to recruit an Afghan paramilitary force that operates at the C.I.A.’s direction in and around the southern city of Kandahar, Mr. Karzai’s home,” reports the Times.

An October 2008 report from the Times reveals how, after security forces discovered a huge tractor-trailer full of heroin outside Kandahar in 2004, “Before long, the commander, Habibullah Jan, received a telephone call from Ahmed Wali Karzai, the brother of President Hamid Karzai, asking him to release the vehicle and the drugs.”

In 2006, following the discovery of another cache of heroin, “United States investigators told other American officials that they had discovered links between the drug shipment and a bodyguard believed to be an intermediary for Ahmed Wali Karzai.”

The Times article out today also discusses how the CIA uses Karzai as a go-between between the Americans and the Taliban. He is also directly implicated in the manufacturing of phony ballots and polling stations that were attributed to the President’s disputed election victory.

“If it looks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck, it’s probably a duck,” the American officer said of Mr. Karzai. “Our assumption is that he’s benefiting from the drug trade.”

Officials quoted by The Times described Karzai as a Mafia-like figure who expanded his influence over the drug trade with the aid of U.S. efforts to eliminate his competitors.

The Afghan opium trade has exploded since the U.S. invasion of Afghanistan, following a lull after the Taliban had imposed a crackdown. According to the U.N., the drug trade is now worth $65 billion. Afghanistan produces 92 per cent of the world’s opium, with the equivalent of 3,500 tonnes leaving the country each year. Other figures put the number far higher, at around 6,100 tonnes a year.

The New York Times exposé pins the blame on Karzai, but fails to explain that one of the primary reasons behind the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan was the United States’ agenda to restore, not eradicate, the drug trade.

Before the invasion, the Taliban collaborated closely with the U.N. to reduce opium production down to just 185 tonnes, a figure at least 2000% below current levels. The notion that the “Taliban benefits from the drug trade” and that the U.S. is trying to stop it, as both Bush and Obama claimed, is the complete opposite of what is actually happening.

As Professor Michel Chossudovsky has highlighted in a series of essays, the explosion of opium production after the invasion was about the CIA’s drive to restore the lucrative Golden Crescent opium trade that was in place during the time when the Agency were funding the Mujahideen rebels to fight the Soviets, and flood the streets of America and Britain with cheap heroin, destroying lives while making obscene profits.

The Times implies that the drug lord Karzai being on the CIA payroll is little more than an embarrassing coincidence, when in reality he is just a middle manager for the U.S. military-industrial complex’s control of the drug trade in Afghanistan which stretches back decades and was only interrupted when the Taliban came to power.

“Heroin is a multibillion dollar business supported by powerful interests, which requires a steady and secure commodity flow. One of the “hidden” objectives of the war was precisely to restore the CIA sponsored drug trade to its historical levels and exert direct control over the drug routes,” writes Chossudovsky.

“As revealed in the Iran-Contra and Bank of Commerce and Credit International (BCCI) scandals, CIA covert operations in support of the Afghan Mujahideen had been funded through the laundering of drug money. “Dirty money” was recycled –through a number of banking institutions (in the Middle East) as well as through anonymous CIA shell companies–, into “covert money,” used to finance various insurgent groups during the Soviet-Afghan war, and its aftermath.”

Within two years of the CIA’s covert operation in Afghanistan, “CIA assets again controlled this heroin trade. As the Mujahideen guerrillas seized territory inside Afghanistan, they ordered peasants to plant opium as a revolutionary tax. Across the border in Pakistan, Afghan leaders and local syndicates under the protection of Pakistan Intelligence operated hundreds of heroin laboratories. During this decade of wide-open drug-dealing, the U.S. Drug Enforcement Agency in Islamabad failed to instigate major seizures or arrests.”

This is the history of the Afghan opium trade that the Times won’t tell you, and in failing to do so today’s article serves only to whitewash the true scale of the agenda behind the U.S. occupation of Afghanistan.

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Authorities say a Baltimore city police officer pulled his gun on a chain-saw-wielding haunted house worker who was trying to get "one last scream" out of him. Baltimore County police said Sgt. Eric Janik has been charged with assault for pulling his service weapon on the worker, who was dressed up as the killer from "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Police say the employee approached Janik after the haunted house tour was over Sunday night. Police say Janik pulled his service weapon and pointed it at the man's chest. The man dropped the chain saw, which had no chain and was not dangerous.

Morrison is at the end of the haunted house tour and threatens people with a chain saw (with the sharp chain removed). He said Janik's group, which went through Sunday a little after 10 p.m. and included a female city police officer and the sergeant's 9-year-old daughter, were rowdy.

A Baltimore County police report says Morrison approached Janik while he revved the gas-powered saw; when he came within a few feet, "Janik pointed a black handgun as his chest."

Morrison said he put his hands in the air, and the police report says Janik stated, "It's o.k. I'm a cop." He said the officer's daughter was tugging the sleeve of the arm with the gun and that after he put the weapon away, the sergeant approached him to shake his hand.

The report says the officer went back to his car, where a county officer first encountered him sitting in the front passenger seat. Janik rolled down the window and the officer noted in the report that "a strong odor of alcohol" could be detected. The report says that both Janik and the other officer in the car, Lisa Michelle Hinkley, showed their city police badges.

"I've never had anything like this happen to me," said Michael Brian Morrison, a 32-year-old contractor who helps run the privately owned haunted house and played the part of "Leatherface." The owners rent space from the Baltimore County mall on Eastern Avenue.

Charging documents show that Janik smelled of alcohol and told different stories about what he did with the gun.

Janik has been suspended with pay, pending a formal suspension hearing.

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Sophie Anderton

She might have the kind of face that men killed for in 50s thrillers but she's spent the past 15 years accumulating a laundry list of incidents that make her utterly undateable to anyone other than the most dedicated masochist. Unwise appearances on the tawdrier end of reality TV revealed her as jaw-droppingly self-involved and prone to bursting into tears for virtually any reason - including bursting into tears because she kept bursting into tears. Off the cameras she's been addicted to cocaine and involved in prostitution where she bizarrely admitted that she'd "probably" been paid for sex, claiming that the first time she'd been "tricked". And, like any true crazy chick, she's been arrested outside an ex-boyfriend's house shouting "I'll kill myself if you won't take me back."


Lily Allen

Lily Allen has somehow managed to cultivate an image as a cool bo-ho chick who got her big break through a mixture of hard graft and talent. She's claimed to have been brought up in council houses and generally been from "da street". The b#tch went to the same school as Prince Charles! Her daddy helped get her signed to Warner and her mommy got her a small acting part in a film she was co-producing. She used to get taken to school by Harry Enfield. So what we have here is someone who has all the solipsism and self entitlement of a spoiled little rich girl combined with a contemptible faux street arrogance and self righteousness. As evidenced in her petulant blog she is an incessantly whiny head, on a record company-tuned body. F#ck right off Lily. You're not even that hot.


Lindsay Lohan

Ah, Lindsay and her bewbs. A normal teen star would have been happy with just the eating disorder but not you. Locked in a titanic attention-whore war with Britney, you've gone lesbian, flashed your ginger minge at every opportunity, crashed cars, drunkenly crashed cars, crashed cars on drugs, snorted Peruvian marching dust, yo-yo rehabbed, and screwed her way through a fair section of the celebrity C list (and quite a few even less glamorous letters). She never managed the out and out crazy of Mrs Spears and there is the sneaking suspicion that she would almost be worth the monumental hassle for what would almost certainly be amazing sex. Calum Best reportedly said, "She's dynamite between the sheets.No girl I've ever slept with comes close" which is encouraging but a few years of hard living have left her looking like a 40 year old, alcoholic hooker. Really this ship has sailed. It needs to sink.


Megan Fox

How can someone who is so easy on the eye be so hard to watch? It's like God said, "I'll make you hot as f#ck but you'll only be able to master two expressions, b#tch stare and hooker pout" which kinda limits her acting range somewhat. Megan, bless her, is an old fashioned too hot to be nice type girl. Her creation lies in her being able to shake her ass at someone to get what she wants. Naomi Campbellitis to give it it's medical name.  When a crew who likes Mr Satan-incarnate, Michael Bay, hates your guts you know you're a mega-b#tch.

And as a side note alarm bells should start ringing when a girl covers herself in quirky and "meaningful" tattoos. That's an advert for the empty, atavistic nature of her soul.

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How To Shave Chest Hair

To start, shaving chest hair from the start is not a good idea. Sure, you can do it, but you will find out that shaving without trimming makes it more difficult and can lead to more chest shaving irritation (keep in mind your skin gets hurt after each pass of the blade). To trim your chest hair, one of the preferred options is to do it with a electric hair trimmer, you can use different types of trimmers, but I've found the Norelco Bodygroom does a great job. It is special trimmer made for body hair removal.

Next, you need to take a hot bath. A successful shaving experience depends greatly on the preparation you give to your skin. A hot bath will open up the pores and will make shaving a much easier task.

After taking a hot bath, apply the shaving cream on the chest area, massaging it for a period of 1 minute or so. This will let the cream work into your body, effectively softening the hair. Okay, now all is set up to start shaving, so go and grab a new blade and start doing it. Remember not to pass the blade two many times over the same area. This can produce irritation.

After you shave, it is time to recover your skin with the help of a non-alcohol based after shave and a moisturizer. So, clean the skin and excess shaving cream with cold water (to now close the pores) and apply the two products. Remember to choose quality products that will give you A+ results.

Now you are free of hair, but as I said before you'll find out that shaving has its challenges. Specially when the hair starts growing back again. It will get itchy the first few times, however the feeling may go away as grow accustomed to shaving your hair.

Shaving Do's and Don'ts

• Reduce the length of the chest hair with a beard trimmer or hair clippers or scissors, but keep those blades off the skin itself.
• Wash the skin first with warm water so that the skin is very clean.
• Stand in the bathtub so you don’t make a mess.
• Use a new blade or new disposable razor. The sharper it is the less it will nick.
• Apply shaving gel before beginning the shave.
• Do a small section at a time.
• Use a light touch when shaving.
• Be careful when shaving the area around the nipples.
• Use witch-hazel instead of after-shave. Witch-hazel is much more inexpensive and will reduce razor-burn and help prevent the open pores from becoming infected or producing acne.
• After shaving, exfoliate your chest daily so you won't get ingrown hairs.
• Don't wash your skin with hot or cold water
• Don't press against the skin with the razor

Benefits of Removing Chest Hair

• Chest muscles definition is more apparent.
• Less body odor

** If you decide to remove chest hair by waxing, avoid showering and making the hair wet prior to waxing. Hair absorbs the water which causes it to become soft and less likely to adhere well to the wax.

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Cheating is rarely something that “just happens.” Often, the feelings to wander out of a relationship accumulate over time -- you just might not be aware that it’s on her mind. But you can stop yourself from being played by paying more attention to some telltale signs. Here are some things to look out for if you suspect she’s considering taking her sexiness elsewhere.

She has a case of “mentionitis”

Not to be confused with meningitis, mentionitis is when someone is afflicted with a certain person’s name that they just cannot stop themselves from dropping into conversation. It could be that your woman is constantly talking about Roger, her new partner at work, or Jordan, her personal trainer. No matter what the conversation with you entails, it seems this guy’s name is sure to pop up like an annoying internet advertisement.

You: “Honey, we should go check out that new action flick.”

Her: “Jordan saw it and said it’s great!”

You: “I am so tired lately, I think I need to start taking vitamins.”

Her: “I was telling Jordan the same thing earlier.”

See? Don’t fret if you hear her colleague’s or friend’s name every now and then -- that’s just paranoia on your part. But if you’re hearing a little too much about some other guy on a regular basis and his name starts to appear in relation to more personal topics, it should alert you to potential danger. It’s like she just can’t help thinking about him.

She’s giving you space -- a little too much space

Just because many girlfriends become space invaders, it doesn’t mean every woman necessarily expects her man to be glued to her hip 24/7. However, if your woman is suddenly opening the floodgates to your free time and not flinching at how you two never seem to spend enough time together, this could be a red flag.

 It’s one thing for her to be cool with you having personal time to do your own thing (hey, it’s healthy for your relationship), but it’s quite a different ball game if she’s nearly pushing you out the door or suggesting that you guys do your separate things too often. It could be that her hobby has become some other man.

 She brings up reasons to fight

More often than not, a cheating woman will feel extreme guilt, even if she thinks you deserve to be cheated on. One of the primary ways women cope with this is by either being a total witch, or by becoming the sweetest woman you've ever met. The first character change is due to her being angry at herself and projecting that crap onto you. The latter is from either trying to make it up to you on some level, or trying to conceal it so you won't suspect anything. Either way, neither of these are good signs.

You forgot to buy a certain brand of toilet paper or you’re five minutes late in calling her and she goes nuts on you. If, lately, it seems that all she ever wants to do is pick a fight with you, this could be a symptom of an underlying problem, such as dissatisfaction in the relationship.

Dragging you into the verbal boxing ring could also be her subconscious way of wanting to get a reaction out of you. If you fight back, this probably eases her guilt for thinking of another man because you’re not a saint yourself. It levels the playing field a bit in her mind. The best thing to do is not fight back so you don’t allow her to mess with your head, and so you won’t be painted as the bad guy.

She’s more mysterious

There’s no doubt that mystery is a good thing -- but in small doses. It’s definitely not an intriguing feeling when your girlfriend is keeping too many things to herself, giving you one-word answers about her day, or making you feel that she hardly ever wants to talk with you anymore.

 If she’s usually the one who’s keen to chat, but lately all she ever does is murmur through conversation without giving away too much of her day, this can be a sign something’s up. Another sign is if she doesn’t answer her phone at certain times and you see a pattern forming. An example is if she goes AWOL after work in the evenings or on a weekend day, and when she gets back to you she gives you an unclear reason for her disappearance, such as: “I just had to sort something out” or “something came up.”

 She’s less affectionate

If another man is occupying her mind, chances are she’s going to be distancing herself from you physically. This could mean she isn’t so touchy-feely anymore and there has been a drop in your sex life. In other words, you’re not getting any or if you are, it’s perfunctory on her part. However, less sex doesn’t necessarily mean she wants to open up the playing field. It could be that she’s going through a sexual slump.

Keep some perspective here. The key is to look out for any drastic changes in your sex life. If your bedroom antics have changed a lot from what was normal for you as a couple, then that could be a sign of impeding doom. So, that means if there’s suddenly a lot more sex, this too could be problematic. Not that you would have thought so, of course. But, you know what they say about too much of a good thing…

Hollywood's Best Cleavage

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• Although the 80’s undoubtedly provide a wellspring of crowd-pleasing costume ideas, that still doesn’t make the concept of a grown man dressed as Punky Brewster any less creepy.

• As clever as you might believe it to be, never dress as the ghost of a recently shot celebrity.

• If you are a white male and have decided to go as either Mr. Miyagi from “The Karate Kid” or Bookman from “Good Times,” you deserve every punch to the face you get.

• Any costume that requires an assistant or colostomy bag for regular bladder relief is far too complicated of an outfit.

• Nothing combines tragedy and comedy like the sight of someone floating dead in the host’s swimming pool dressed as Spongebob Squarepants.

• Should two people dressed up as Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots get into a vicious bar brawl, realize this is why cellphones now come with cameras.

• When opting for a homemade costume, know that there is a fine line between expressing one’s immense creativity and revealing one’s abject poverty.

• Should you and your significant other go to the party as a pimp and his whore, please understand that conclusions will be drawn.

• If you find yourself repeatedly exclaiming, “Jesus, doesn’t anyone know the works of John Cassavetes!” you’ve clearly dressed up as far too obscure of a movie character.

• Don’t drink to the point that you begin to mistake your costume for your uniform.

• Going as a victim of Tourette’s Syndrome not only eliminates the need for a particular wardrobe but also allows you to express yourself in ways you never imagined permissible in polite society or an office party.

• You and your friends can only remain dressed as a peanut butter & jelly sandwich for so long before tensions start to rise.

• Any Halloween costume that requires a concealed weapon is perhaps one best left on the drawing board.

• If you attend a Halloween party dressed as an alcoholic—and you are in fact an alcoholic—appreciate the awkward situation that you have just created for your host.

• Going as a Rubik’s Cube will only frustrate fellow guests and leave you exceptionally sore.

• No matter what the costume, don’t wear a dog collar unless a good 80% of the partygoers are sporting leather and zipper masks.

• Forget Jason, Michael Myers or Freddy Kruger. There is no more frightening of a costume than a clown carrying a bloody knife and dragging a full, leaking Hefty bag.

• Should more than five people look at your costume and utter, “I don’t get it,” you might have overestimated the general public’s grasp of 17th century social satire.

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1- Sudden head or neck pain

If you experience a sudden painful feeling in your head, especially when squatting with heavy weight, stop immediately and have a look at your form. This body pain you mustn't ignore could be a result of a blood vessel being overloaded due to pressure, or a seizing muscle that is having difficulty dealing with the stress of the weight you’re lifting.

If you are one of the many men lifting incredibly heavy weights when performing your squats, be sure to look forward and concentrate on keeping your shoulders and neck muscles loose. If you aren’t, they may be taking some of the force of the weight, which could lead to a serious strain in this area of the body.

2- Extreme groin-area tenderness

Again, if you’re performing heavy squats, deadlifts or lunges (which can be particularly bad for this) and you get a very tight, sudden pain in the groin area, it’s time to stop and take note as this is a definite body pain you mustn't ignore. This could range from a simple muscle cramp or a muscle pull, depending on the severity of the injury.

If you try to perform the same action once again (move down into a lunge, for example), and the pain still occurs, only with less severity, this is a strong signal that you’ve really pulled your inner thigh muscle.

While some muscular soreness is to be expected when performing a hard weight-lifting session, this type of tightness -- almost cramp-like -- is a signal that something is really hurt and you need to back off before you do more damage. If this is the scenario, stop with that lift and move on, only performing exercises that don't hurt for the remainder of the workout. Be sure to stretch that area as much as possible immediately following the workout. If you can, apply ice to help take down any swelling that may have occurred.

Give it about four days to a week to heal, and then proceed with your usual lifting schedule once again.

3- Sharp back pain

While you should always be paying attention to any type of back pain you experience, as this can become a chronic condition, when the pain is sharp and direct,

as this is one of the ultimate body pains you mustn't ignore. Sharp pain is usually a very good sign that something is wrong, and this could range from a slipped disc to a pinched nerve. 

If you've been performing a great deal of lifts that require you to bring the weight overhead (such as snatches, military presses, etc.), then you are constantly loading the vertebra with a lot of excess weight.

All it takes, on your part, is one slight adjustment to your stance for a vertebra to move out of alignment, which could also lead to pain throughout the body, depending on which vertebra is dislocated.

Try to get yourself to a medical professional as soon as possible so you can asses just how much damage you did, and get the issue corrected before lifting again. It’s important not to attempt any more lifting whatsoever while you have this issue because your spine is the base of all movements. When something is problematic with your spine you risk injuring yourself further if you load any part of your body with weight.

4- Ankle pain while running

Many runners are extremely dedicated to their sport and are used to experiencing pain at some point or another during their

. Any time you try to force your body to run the types of distances some runners do (such as marathons), you are bound to wind up with some aches and pains.

Unfortunately, this also means that runners have become very accustomed to pushing through this pain and forcing themselves to keep going, despite some of their injuries being body pains they mustn't ignore.

When you’re running and you experience the type of pain in your ankle that makes your foot want to give out upon impact, it’s time to listen up and stop. This could be a sign of a sprained ankle or a strained ligament, and if it's not looked after, you could be facing weeks away from your training.

The ankle joint is loaded with a variety of ligaments and tendons, so it’s not that extraordinary for something to occur with just one off-balanced step. Having a proper pair of running shoes and trying to run on only level surfaces will go a long way toward preventing ankle pain from happening, but it’s impossible to completely eliminate the risk. If you are going to run, learn to pay attention to your body and know when enough is enough.

5- Extreme levels of hunger

For many men, getting their ideal body is a high priority in life. Whether they are actively tossing the idea of competing in a body-building competition around in their minds or they simply want to show off what their hard work and dedication in the gym has done, they will push themselves to extremes in order to achieve their goals.

Once the muscles have been built, this means turning to the diet aspect of things and taking control of the food you put in your mouth. If you are quite serious about your diet and have been restricting yourself for a month or more (while also approaching sub-10% body fat levels), it’s important to really listen to your body.

At times, after a period of very strict dieting, the body’s hormonal balance can get shifted around and you will experience intense hunger that just doesn't seem to go away, regardless of what you eat. At this point, it’s a clear sign that your body is trying to tell you something, and you should take a week or two off your diet before continuing. This is more than likely the hormone leptin acting in the body, which serves to regulate your body fat stores.

Bring your calories back up, then proceed with the diet regime. Not only will your body thank you for the much-needed break, but you’ll also likely find that, once the break is over, fat loss will get ramped up once again because your metabolism is in full working order.

6- Feeling light-headed

Another body pain you mustn't ignore when performing your workout is light-headedness.

This most frequently occurs after you’ve done an exercise where you are partially bent over and then rise back up into the standing position again. While some light-headedness is expected in some individuals -- if it’s an ongoing issue for you -- it would be smart to have your blood pressure checked out as this is indicative of low blood pressure.

While many need to watch their blood pressure to ensure it doesn’t get too high, for you it may be too low and you could risk fainting during your workout. Considering the danger that could be at stake if you felt dizzy while holding a weight overhead, you can see why it is essential to pay attention to this particular body pain.

One thing you may want to consider doing is making sure you are consuming enough salt in your diet. While you don’t want to go to the other extreme and start salting everything in sight, not worrying quite so much about your salt intake (if you are presently trying really hard to avoid it) may actually be a good thing. 

So long as you are healthy and don’t have pre-existing health concerns, a slightly higher salt intake for very active individuals can be beneficial, since they will lose salt while they are sweating.

Keep in mind that this is not to be taken as a medical prognosis, and if you are experiencing this issue quite often, it’s really best to seek professional medical advice to be sure nothing more serious is at stake.

7- Relentless shin pain

Shin splints are another common running injury that can be quite persistent over time and are a result of continual pounding on the tibia bone. While some shin pain may just be due to overuse and can be remedied with a few days off, if you’re suffering from shin splints, you'll require a more in-depth recovery process.

If you are experiencing some shin pain, take note of how long it’s been going on and exactly where it’s located. If it’s been two weeks or more, book yourself an appointment with a sports doctor to have it looked at.

If the problem gets worse without help, you could wind up with a stress fracture.

8- Ongoing fatigue

Finally, the last type of body pain you mustn't ignore is fatigue that just doesn't seem to pass. You get more sleep; you try adjusting your diet; you take a few days off; you're doing everything you can think of to make yourself feel better, but nothing works. This could be a sign that you are severely overtrained.

Many men are accustomed to pushing through pain and fatigue, so it’s quite easy to overdo it when it comes to your workout volume and regime. 

If you find that you are becoming less motivated for other aspects of your life that you used to enjoy, aside from your workouts, this is a sign you could be overtraining. Likewise, if it’s been a while since you've taken a thorough break from the gym and you haven’t seen much progress in the last little while, this is a sign that it’s time for a break.

Depending on the severity, overtraining can take anywhere from two weeks to many months to fully recover from, so catching this body pain you mustn't ignore sooner rather than later is highly beneficial to you and your recovery.

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Be sure not to overlook these body pains you mustn't ignore when you’re in the gym. Having a high threshold for pain can be a good thing when you are really trying to push yourself, but if you aren’t aware of which pains are going to really damage you, you could be setting yourself up for big problems at the end of the day.

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Your relationship may be unhealthy if your partner:

• Demands to be by your side as often as possible
• Expects you to call her multiple times a day
• Needs to know where you're going at all times
• Shows jealousy over your normal interactions with other women
• Frowns on your having female friends
• Discourages you from spending time with male friends
• Has you walking on eggshells for fear of "slipping up"
• Demands to analyze everything about your relationship
• Pressures you to make commitments for which you're not read, such as marriage
• Acts inappropriately clingy in public or protective

Guys, in most instances, this is not a bait and switch -- we promise. Usually this is a simple case of your girlfriend not feeling secure in the relationship. Yes, we said simple. In fact, there are five relatively easy things you can do to make her feel secure in your relationship and make her actually believe you are still into her (and to keep her from being needy, clingy and crazy).

1- Do what you say you will do

When you first met her, you were in full pursuit mode. She is hot and smart and you wanted her to be yours. If you said you were going to call, you did. If you said you were going to text, you did. Once the relationship solidifies and you aren’t always as good at doing what you say you will do, trust me, she notices. A woman equates doing what you say you will do with interest in her. Keep doing what you say you will do and she’ll keep thinking (and more importantly actually believing) you're into her.  

2- Randomly clue her in

Share what you’re thinking at spontaneous times. If she starred in your dreams last night, tell her. If you are thinking about her instead of working on that report for work, shoot her an e-mail saying so. You don’t have to do this all the time, or even frequently. The random disclosure of such information will be a gold mine to her! She’ll keep thinking (and more importantly actually believing) you're into her.

3- Not out of sight, out of mind

One of a woman’s greatest fears in a relationship is once she is out of your sight she is out of your mind -- especially when you’re out with the boys. Most women have no problem with guys’ night (we want our girl time too) but, we get nervous if you’re out all night and we don’t hear from you. We know you’re not like us (when we get with our girlfriends, you are the primary topic of conversation), so sometimes our imaginations run wild and we fear you don’t remember us while throngs of hot women hit on you.

All you have to do is something simple, like sending a text (step away from your buddies so they don’t give you crap), and she’ll know you remember you have a great girlfriend at home. She’ll keep thinking (and more importantly actually believing) you're into her.  

4- Maintain contact when out together

No, this doesn’t mean you have to stick by her side all night when the two of you are at a party. Women just want to be confident that you remember you brought a great date . It’s really simple. Catch her eye across the room and hold her gaze for a minute (she’ll remember why you caught her eye in the first place). If you walk past her, give her arm a squeeze and lead her into a room by placing your hand on the small of her back (she’ll remember why she likes your touch). Trust me, if you do these things, not only will she know (and actually believe) you're into her; she’ll be in a rush to get home and show you she’s into you.

5- Prove you’re observant

Women want you to notice things. Frequently you do, but you probably don’t bother to voice it. State your observations (of course, only the good ones) once in a while and she’ll know you’re into her. For example, I once was rambling -- in typical girl fashion -- to a guy I was seeing about a pair of shoes I had worn the last time we saw each other. I stopped myself mid-story (realizing I was being an annoying girl) and said: “I’m sure you didn’t notice my shoes. I’m sorry…” He interrupted and said: “Oh, I noticed your shoes. They were sexy ,” and went on to compliment me on how I looked that day. He could have easily kept that to himself; instead he disclosed it, proving he pays attention -- which kept me thinking (and more importantly actually believing) he was into me. 

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Guys, if your girl is at all worth your time, following these five things will definitely keep the neediness, clinginess and craziness to a minimum.  However  there are many more reasons why you might feel stuck in an unhealthy relationships, but they usually have the same theme in common: You feel responsible for her, can't stand hurting her, and feel that she may not be able to handle life without him. These are not valid reasons for staying in a relationship. If this describes you, you need to take action to leave the relationship.

Marge Simpson's Playboy Cover Revealed

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"D'oh!" doesn't even start to cover it. Marge Simpson -- the blue beehived matriarch of America's most loved dysfunctional family - is Playboy magazine's November cover, the magazine said on Friday.

Simpson, tastefully concealing her assets behind a signature Playboy Bunny chair, is the first cartoon character ever to front the glossy adult magazine, joining the ranks of sex symbols like Marilyn Monroe and Cindy Crawford.

Playboy said the cover and a three-page picture spread inside was a celebration of the 20th anniversary of the "The Simpsons" and part of a plan to appeal to a younger generation of readers.

Scott Flanders, the recently-hired chief executive of Playboy Enterprises, told the Chicago Sun-Times in an interview that the Marge Simpson cover and centerfold was "somewhat tongue-in-cheek."

"It had never been done, and we thought it would be kind of hip, cool and unusual," Flanders told the newspaper. He said the magazine hoped to attract readers in their 20s compared to the average Playboy reader's age of 35.

Playboy also promises a story inside called "The Devil in Marge Simpson". The issue arrives on newsstands on October 16.

Playboy magazine's circulation has slipped in recent years in the face of competition from the Internet, which offers free and plentiful pictures of naked women online.

The magazine's circulation fell 9 percent as of the end of June 2009, according to figures from the Audit Bureau of Circulations.

But Flanders told Reuters earlier this week that there were no plans to close the print edition. "Over my dead body will we quit producing the magazine in print," he said.

Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie have already been honored this year with a set of U.S. postal stamps marking the 20th anniversary of the longest-running comedy series on U.S. television.

Animated series "The Simpsons" debuted in December 1989 with a Christmas-themed episode called "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire." It has won 24 primetime Emmys and was renewed by Fox television earlier this year for two more seasons  making it a potentially the longest-running primetime series on TV after "Gunsmoke".

7 Sex Tips From Cosmo That Will Put You In The Hospital

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#7. Bite the Family Jewels
From: Cosmo's website.
Here's something mankind has known about intercourse since the very, very first sexual act was performed: If in describing the act, the words "bite" and "scrotum" appear in the same sentence, something went catastrophically wrong. So wrong that your behavior should have earned you an unceremonious exit from the gene pool.
To put this in context, when kangaroos fight each other, they use the claws on their hind legs to tear at their opponent's scrotum. Even when trying to kill each other by way of scrotal trauma, wild animals refuse to go so far as biting.
And by the way, when dealing with teeth and that area of the body, the modifier "softly" doesn't do anything to make this better. That's like saying to "gently" jam a lit cigarette into his eye.

#6. Shake His Nuts
From: Cosmopolitan Vol. 237, Issue 1, page 106.
We always knew there was something sexy about Yahtzee! and now it's all so clear: It remind us of the time our girlfriend rattled our testicles around like a set of dice she was trying to shake a lucky roll out of.
Now, someone in the comments will point out that it's not necessarily Cosmo giving this advice. "Curtis, 33" wrote in with it. Don't shoot the messenger!
Bullshit. We very well can shoot the messenger if the message he's carrying will result in someone rapidly slamming our balls against each other. That's self-defense right there.
No, this is one of those occasions when an editor needs to think, "Sure, no other guy has said this yet, so it's unique and would therefore be interesting to our readers. But on the other hand, no other guy has said this, so maybe the guy who wrote this is totally fucking insane, or possibly a jilted woman looking to get back at the opposite sex."
For instance, we don't think a men's magazine would print a letter from a "woman" saying, "You know what really turns us ladies on? When you jab us in the ribs with a sharp stick." The editor would immediately guess that behind the letter was a balding man in his basement, with a wall covered in photos of his mother with WHORE scrawled over them in blood.

#5. Yank His Crotch Hair
From: Cosmo's website.
Well, at least this one doesn't involve outright genital trauma. This little nugget recommends you pull on some dude's treasure trail hairs. You know, to turn him on.
Hey, ladies, have you ever heard a guy use the expression, "He's got me by the short hairs"? Was the guy using it in a positive way?
No, because it is meant to convey the image of somebody grabbing your pubic hair and causing so much pain that they can make you do anything. Nobody unwraps a gift at Christmas and says, "Thanks, Grandma! This Xbox 360 will really get me by the short hairs!"
All right, so now what you need to understand about that strip of fur Cosmo is referencing is that it's basically pubes. It's like a pubic escape route from your pants. No one's going to publish "yank on his pubes" in a sex advice column because no one outside of a few fetish scenes would want to do it, because it's horrible.
What's especially diabolical about this advice is that it sounds fine leading up to it. We're all for licking and tickling. It's like they intentionally buried the painful tip under the good ones, like a landmine.

#4. Give Him a Sneezegasm
From: Cosmo's website.
This seems to derive from the retarded sex myth that, physiologically, a sneeze is somehow "1/7th of an orgasm," which you may have heard in high school or from the brain trust at Yahoo! Answers. You may be tempted to ask how in the shit you would quantify 1/7th of an orgasm, but Yahoo! isn't giving up the goods on that one.
That aside, have you ever enjoyed sneezing? Have you ever looked forward to getting a cold for the pant staining pleasure of it? Sure, there are a few sneeze fetishists out there, but that's probably a relatively small proportion of the population and odds are even they think this tip is stupid.
You may think this one is tame compared to the others, but you're not fully picturing the scenario. One wrong move and you either have an eye or a sphincter full of pepper, both of which are going to create that non-sexy crying and panicked flushing of the area with water.

#3. Milk His Cow
From: Cosmo's print edition, Vol. 238, issue 1, page 84.
OK, "Steven" isn't even trying to hide the fact that he's clearly fucking with Cosmo here. This is one of the single most awful pieces of advice anyone has ever penned in any language, and could be chalked up to a terrible joke if it hadn't actually been published.
Just in case it's not clear, let us respond individually to "his" three points:
1. "It really sucks when a woman handles your manhood with care."
No, it doesn't. There is no part of our body we want you to be intentionally negligent with. Even if it's our shins we're talking about here, handle them with care. And when it comes to our genitals, multiply that by one thousand.
2. "Ladies, our units aren't that sensitive."
Ladies, go watch an old episode of America's Funniest Home Videos. See how the guy doubles over and nearly vomits when hit with a light, plastic wiffleball? Yes, our units are fucking that sensitive.
3. "We need you to get a little rough with them--squeeze hard, suck hard, really grab onto it like you're milking a cow. You may think you're hurting him, but I guarantee if you asked, he'd request more, more."
That last bit is your best clue. "I guarantee if you asked..." No need to ask before you abuse his junk, ladies! Just assume he'll answer in the affirmative. His screaming means it's working!

#2. Go Joystick On His Boner
From:  Cosmo's print edition, Vol. 237, Issue 3, page 144
We had to throw this one in because it's hilarious, shows utter unfamiliarity with how the male unit works and yet is still somehow the best advice on this list.
After she's attempted to bite your nutsack, yanked out your pubic hairs and rattled your balls like she's working a craps table, it'll be sweet relief to have the woman merely grab your boner and steer it around while making "BEEP BOOP" video game noises with her mouth.
"Yes, honey, that's great. Play Space Invaders with my wang. I just have to catch my breath here. Yes, sure, use it like a gear shift and make race car noises. That will be a fun activity for you while I wait for the feeling to come back to the lower half of my body."

#1. Put Him in the Fucking Hospital
From: Cosmo's website.
For those of you who never had older brothers, this technique, when applied to the forearm, is called an Indian rug burn. We're not sure if the politically correct version would be an Indigenous American rug burn or a Southeast Asian rug burn, but that's irrelevant because when done to your manhood it would need a new term completely. Something like, "A crime a million times worse than genocide."

We're not even joking at this point. Seriously, don't do this. We're frowning over our keyboard. This has been banned by the Geneva Convention as an inhumane torture technique. They will build grim monuments to the men who have had this done to them.
Let us never forget what Cosmo did to those fine men on that terrible day.
 

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“War is Peace,” “Freedom is Slavery,” “Ignorance is Strength.”

I would add, “Lie is Truth.”

The Nobel Committee has awarded the 2009 Peace Prize to President Obama, the person who started a new war in Pakistan, upped the war in Afghanistan, and continues to threaten Iran with attack unless Iran does what the US government demands and relinquishes its rights as a signatory to the non-proliferation treaty.

The Nobel committee chairman, Thorbjoern Jagland said, “Only very rarely has a person to the same extent as Obama captured the world’s attention and given its people hope for a better future.”

Obama, the committee gushed, has created “a new climate in international politics.”

Tell that to the 2 million displaced Pakistanis and the unknown numbers of dead ones that Obama has racked up in his few months in office. Tell that to the Afghans where civilian deaths continue to mount as Obama’s “war of necessity” drones on indeterminably.

No Bush policy has changed. Iraq is still occupied. The Guantanamo torture prison is still functioning. Rendition and assassinations are still occurring. Spying on Americans without warrants is still the order of the day. Civil liberties are continuing to be violated in the name of Oceania’s “war on terror.”

Apparently, the Nobel committee is suffering from the delusion that, being a minority, Obama is going to put a stop to Western hegemony over darker-skinned peoples.

The non-cynical can say that the Nobel committee is seizing on Obama’s rhetoric to lock him into the pursuit of peace instead of war. We can all hope that it works. But the more likely result is that the award has made “War is Peace” the reality.

Obama has done nothing to hold the criminal Bush regime to account, and the Obama administration has bribed and threatened the Palestinian Authority to go along with the US/Israeli plan to deep-six the UN’s Goldstone Report on Israeli war crimes committed during Israel’s inhuman military attack on the defenseless civilian population in the Gaza Ghetto.

The US Ministry of Truth is delivering the Obama administration’s propaganda that Iran only notified the IAEA of its “secret” new nuclear facility because Iran discovered that US intelligence had discovered the “secret” facility. This propaganda is designed to undercut the fact of Iran’s compliance with the Safeguards Agreement and to continue the momentum for a military attack on Iran.

The Nobel committee has placed all its hopes on a bit of skin color.

“War is Peace” is now the position of the formerly antiwar organization, Code Pink. Code Pink has decided that women’s rights are worth a war in Afghanistan.

When justifications for war become almost endless–oil, hegemony, women’s rights, democracy, revenge for 9/11, denying bases to al Qaeda and protecting against terrorists–war becomes the path to peace.

The Nobel committee has bestowed the prestige of its Peace Prize on Newspeak and Doublethink.

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Women love foreplay. Foreplay is what gets a woman ready to have an orgasm. It is a time where she is able to connect with you on a sexual level and for her body to prepare for pleasure. Without it, there is no chance at all that you will make her orgasm and if you do, it won't be one that she remembers. Foreplay also makes her feel desired so kiss her all over, tease her body and give her what she wants.

Be gentle. A woman's body is not made to play rough with. You have to be gentle and make your movements very slow.

Put on musky cologne

Smell is the strongest of the five senses when it comes to sexual functioning for two reasons: First, since anything musky mimics testosterone, it’ll kick her libido into high gear. Baby powder can have a similar effect by activating her “scent print,” which links babies to procreation. Second, because smell, sex and memory centers share close quarters in the brain, the scent of arousal leaves the most lasting impression. The second she gets a whiff of your musky cologne, she’ll be transported back to the last time she smelled it on your body.

Warm up her feet

Every guy knows that when a woman hits the sack she loves to wedge her cold feet between his legs to warm up. Warm feet do more to make a woman physically comfortable than just about anything else -- even more so if you want her completely naked, which is not likely to happen if she’s cold, even with the lights off. What most of you probably didn’t realize was the importance of warm feet in increasing the likelihood of her experiencing an orgasm. According to Dutch scientists from the University of Groningen, the odds are increased by 30%. Maybe leaving the socks on isn’t such a bad idea after all. If you want to try something sexier, a foot massage with a warming gel can do wonders, especially if you concentrate on the pads of her toes and the webbing in between, which are linked to her nether zones according to reflexology charts. Moreover, lips, hands, feet, and genitals get the lion’s share of brain space, where feet and genital centers are neighbors, making them share sexy information. Why else do you think women call shoe shopping “retail therapy” -- especially when they’re not getting any at home and feeling bummed out? So socks or stilettos, you choose, as long as they’re keeping her tootsies warm.  

Focus on her 10 o’clock and 2 o’clock

When zoning in between her legs, just as you appreciate her indulging more than just your package, she’d like you to go for more than her hood ornament. If you run your tongue around her clitoral head, concentrating on the 10 o’ clock and 2 o’clock marks on either side, and then gently slip your tongue beneath the hood, you’ll have her moaning from ecstasy. While bang-on is too sensitive, those two sweet spots will make sure that she takes a licking and keeps on ticking, thanks to the bulbs hidden just beneath. The best way to pull off this maneuver is to have her straddle your face as you lay comfortably on your back. She’ll get to lean into the headboard so she can drive the action with ease, since you’ve put her in charge. 

Kiss the right side of her spine

Touch on the right side of a woman’s spine makes her melt more so than the left side, perhaps because the left side of the brain controls her right side and it's the logical side that can talk her into anything. Whether you’re

kissing her there, stroking her or gently teasing her with a tickler, just make sure your moves are curvy. You’ll cover more mileage, not to mention get better mileage out of your touch, since it’s significantly more intense than a straight touch.    

climax trickery

Time for you to take your tricks for a test drive. With all that attention, her skin will be flushed, her pupils dilated, parts of her shaking, and those she can steady, she’ll be pushing into you -- until she’s done and can’t take anymore, that is. Now that’s how to make her orgasm for real.

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You’ve ordered dinner and wish the waiter would bring a side order of good conversation because an awkward silence has settled over the table. You’ve already meandered through common first-date banter (Do you have siblings? Where do you like to hang out?) and now have hit a slump.

What you need is to shake the conversation up with some unique questions instead of the regular lackluster ones that get served on first dates. This way you’ll keep her intrigued while you get your hands on important information about her.
Keep the conversation light but meaningful, and let it flow in a natural way. Often, a question will branch out into others, so here are five first date questions to have up your sleeve.

Are you going to try the snails with me?

You’re both perusing the menu when she settles on a pasta dish. Sneakily, you ask her if she’d be keen to try something different instead. This is more than just wanting her to enjoy what is, in your opinion, a delicacy; you’re being introduced to her sense of openness. Is she willing to try new things or does she insist that snails look disgusting? Of course, if she has an allergy to the food you’re suggesting, that’s a totally different situation. Generally, though, asking her to try something new with you will show you how she deals with it and if she’s flexible. Not to mention that if she’s an experimental gal it could pay off at a later stage.

What would you do right now if you had a million bucks?

You can ask her about her hobbies, or you could throw her this question and see how she catches it. What she would do if she landed in big money overnight is probably something she has let her imagination toy with before (as have most of us), so it will give you a glimpse into her interests and priorities, but also spontaneity levels. The benefit of this first date question is that it comes across as fun, thus putting her at ease while giving you some insight into what she’s all about.

What’s the scariest thing you’ve ever done?

Just how risky is this hot tamale? This subject not only makes for some interesting anecdotes, but it helps you gauge her adventurous side and what risk levels she is comfortable with. Look into the future: If you start dating and invite her to go bungee jumping or mountain climbing, will you be sharing that adrenaline or will she be sitting on the sidelines bored? Explore her sense of adventure and see if your fun thresholds are on the same page.

What’s the one city you’d move to in an instant?

Is she the type of girl who’d want to move somewhere fast-paced or does she want peace and quiet, opting for farm life in the middle of nowhere? Her choice can reveal a lot about her likes and dislikes, but it also tells you where she’s at in this phase of her life. This first date question will allow you to find out if she would be daring enough to relocate to a new city without hesitation, or if stability is more of a priority.

What’s it like being a… (insert her profession here)

Sooner or later the conversation trickles onto the topic of jobs. People spend huge chunks of their time at work so they generally have much to say on the subject. Find out what she feels about her career. Is she only in it for the paycheck, or does she have a passion for it? This conversation doesn’t have to be boring, focusing on the office politics she has been wrestling with or all the so-called interesting stories about her bad boss. If it hits such a dead-end, the question can lead into talking about her ambitions, which is often much better ear fodder. You’ll gain some knowledge about where she’s headed in life and how she intends to get there. Lend a golden ear to show your interest and pay attention for yourself too. You have plans of your own to succeed at, so finding out hers can show just how compatible you are and if your paths are heading in similar directions.

make the right impression

You’ve kept her intrigued with your interesting first date questions and are now in a better position to decide if this first encounter could possibly lead to a romantic sequel.  But talking is only half of it -- also take note of her body language as this reveals unsaid bits about her personality. It’s often the inside scoop on what she’s really thinking but doesn’t realize it’s displayed for you to see.
 
By the end of the night, with this approach, you’ll know if you’re going to invite her out again -- or if the only person you want to call is the waiter so you can settle the bill and make a speedy exit.

There are also some physical moves that you can make to show that you are interested in the opposite sex. These include turning your body so that it faces your partner and casual physical contact such as holding hands or patting your partner on the arm. Women love it when men place their hand on the small of their back as it makes them feel guided, protected and secure with him. Perhaps one of the best ways to make a deep, lasting soul-connection is to lock both of your gazes and not say a word for a minute or two.

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Top 5: Sexiest Villans

5. T-X (Kristanna Loken)
The unstoppable force versus the immovable object. Anytime you add two artificially intelligent machines to a movie and program them to kill each other you get great results. Make one of those machines the super sexy Kristanna Loken and you get another addition to our list. As T-X in 'Terminator: Rise of the Machines', Loken is programmed to chase down and eliminate John Connor. Unfortunately the Governator was there and ended her character's role in the film.

4. Mallory Knox (Juliette Lewis)
In the opening scene of 'Natural Born Killers' Mallory Knox and her beau viciously murder an entire cafe of patrons. A great opening to any movie. Mallory is a woman who at first glance is the girl next door and as soon as you turn your back she sticks a knife in you. Plus she's dating a chump like Woody Harrelson so it gives you the impression that you have a shot with her.

3. Lola (Kate Nauta)
When I watch Kate Nauta in 'The Transporter 2' just one word comes to mind, DAAAAAMMNN!Kate has an amazing body that the director took every advantage of showing off. She also has a half-crazed look of 'I want to blow your effing brains out' during the movie which for some reason also turns me on. But when she wields two automatics at once it completes a trifecta and earns her a spot at number 3 on our list.

2. Mystique (Rebecca Romijn) I don't know. Maybe it's the fact that they painted the naked body of Rebecca Romijn blue. Maybe it's the fact that it's Rebecca Romijn. It doesn't matter. The things that makes her character number 2 on our list of Hot Villains are those and more. As Mystique in the X-Men films she has the ability to shape shift at any moment. Easily a hundred dirty thoughts come to the minds of the millions of comic book geeks out there (I'm one). She's quick, agile, and doesn't need to bring any weapons to kick some ass. The only real negative about her is her obsession with that old dude Magneto. Hmmm .... maybe a little somethin' somethin' going on there? Whatever it is Mystique is one hot chick ... mutant ... whatever.

1. Xenia Onatopp (Famke Janssen)
Famke has done it again. She's landed on our list twice but more importantly she's landed in the top spot with her Bond character Xenia Onatopp. As the sexy Bond villain she makes life hell for James as she competes with him at every little thing in the movie. First she smokes him on the French hills in her Ferrari. The they battle at Baccarat. She then steals a helicopter before he can stop her (which she herself pilots). They then battle in a steam room (quite hot, no pun intended). Finally they battle once more in the Cuban rainforest.

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Starbucks (SBUX), however diminished it might be these days, is still supposed to be about the experience of coffee: the ritual preparation, the sense of comfort, indulgence, and sometimes community. The company already sells packaged coffee and has opened drive-throughs. But to some, the notion of instant coffee seemed to threaten the brand in a different way altogether.

"It took a lot of courage to say that even though instant coffee is the worst cup of coffee you can have, we are going to reinvent it," Schultz said in July, as he was carefully planning the Sept. 29 launch of Via Ready Brew. "We've taken a lot of time with it because we know it could undermine the company if we don't do it right."

Researchers at Starbucks have been tinkering with instant coffee for almost two decades. The quest began elsewhere, though, with an immunologist named Don Valencia, who liked to experiment with coffee in his free time. Working in his own lab, Valencia managed to create an extract that proved flavorful enough to impress Schultz. By 1993, Schultz had hired him to run Starbucks' research and development effort. It was Valencia's extract that made it possible for Starbucks to develop its bottled Frappuccino and coffee ice cream. He spent years trying to create an instant coffee that passed the taste test and could be produced on a mass scale, but left the company a few years ago without having succeeded.

Instant coffee was invented back in 1906 by George C. Washington. He was an Englishman living in Guatemala and a chemist by trade. An avid coffee-drinker, he noticed a powdery buildup on the spout of his favorite silver coffee pot. That prompted his curiosity and further experimentation followed. He eventually produced a dried coffee crystal much like we still have today. His brand was called Red E Coffee.

Bascially, instant coffee is just regularly brewed coffee with nearly all the water removed. It's not that mysterious a process at all. There is no strange chemical adulteration that goes on. Instant coffee is still pure coffee.

There are two methods for producing instant coffee crystals: freeze-drying and spray-drying. The freeze-drying method preserved the most 'coffee flavour' but it's a more involved procedure. First, the coffee is allowed to sit so the water evaporates naturally, leaving a concentrated coffee solution. This concentrate is then frozen to around -40 Celsius. The remaining water freezes into ice crystals. Sublimation (a natural process similar to evaporation) is used to remove the ice. What's left is dry grains of coffee.

The second method is spray-drying. The water is again allowed to evaporate, forming a concentrate. The concentrated coffee is sprayed from a high tower in a large hot-air chamber. As the droplets fall, the remaining water evaporates. Dry crystals of coffee fall to the bottom of the chamber. The high temperatures involved in this method do tend to effect the oils of the coffee and more flavour is lost.

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5. Morrigan Aensland (Darkstalkers) VS Erin Toughill

Morrigan Aensland, she's the main character of the Darkstalkers series, and someone we'd love to turn into a vampire for. In any game that pits Capcom against SNK, Marvel, or wombats, you can bet you'll always see this succubus around. She's not evil, just ridiculously hot.

Measurements/Stats: Bust: 86cm, Waist: 56cm, Hips: 83cm.

Erin Toughill is a mixed martial artist and boxer. She says she originally got into martial arts “so that I could have a positive outlet for my aggression”. Toughill took up kickboxing at the age of 18, then Brazilian jiu jitsu two years later. She started as a professional fighter back in 1999, under the care of her trainer Sean McCully. She got the cool name and the good looks and she can kick your ass.

4. Isabella "Ivy" Valentine (Soul Calibur) VS Kyra Gracie

Isabelle "Ivy" Valentine BEWBS!

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Kyra Gracie learned at an early age that instead of breaking up with a boyfriend, it was easier just to choke him out. It taught them to never mess with her again…except for the ones who were into that sort of thing. Born in Rio de Janerio into the famous Gracie family. If you get past her you certainly won’t get past her family.

3. Christie (Dead or Alive) VS Michelle Waterson

Christie holds quite a record in the DOA series. As far as official, canon storylines are concerned, she's the only fighter in the series to actually appear naked. (Check out her ending movie in Dead or Alive 3!)

Measurements/Stats: Bust: 93cm, Waist: 59cm, Hips: 88cm.

Meet Michelle Waterson, a Thai martial artist and model who is one of the hottest girls to watch out for in MMA right now. Born in Denver, Colorado. Coming from Thai origin, she has made a special place for herself in both the MMA arena and national television. She has been training for martial arts for over eleven years. Don’t mess with this Thai hottie.

2. I-No (Guilty Gear) VS Felice “Lil Bulldog” Herrig

I-No carries a Duesenburg, curses up a storm, sports a sexy little beauty mark, and is modeled after Japanese hottie Ringo Shiina. I-No is the epitome of Japanese rock, and about ten bajillion times hotter than most video game characters could try to be. Also, you can almost see her nipples in her winning pose...

Measurements/Stats: Um. Didn't you hear me? Winning pose. Nipples. Go get Guilty Gear XX and start playing!

Herrig fights by boxing, kick boxing, and Muay Thai. She is the 2005 and 2006 IKF Woman’s Bantamweight North American Champion, 2006 W.A.K.O. Woman’s Bantamweight National Champion and 2007 W.A.K.O. Woman’s Bantamweight National Champion. Her current record is 20W 3L 1D with 4 KOs. She is currently on the St. Louis Enforcers team in the World Combat League. She also appeared on Fight Girls in 2007 on the Oxygen Channel and won her fight in Thailand against a champion Thai fighter. Felice lost her professional Mixed Martial Arts Debut fight in UWC’s “Man 0 War” fight card in a split decision. Don’t let that make you not afraid of her! Visit our friends at Chicago’s MMA for more on Lil Bulldog.

1. Mai Shiranui (King of Fighters) VS Gina “Conviction” Carano

And we finally come to the queen of the fighters. The original innovator of gaming's jiggle physics, Mai Shiranui, the only ninja to out-sexy Soul Calibur's Taki, is our top pick. Fact: Approximately one-tenth of the Internet is devoted to fan art of Mai's breast and butt cleavage.

Measurements/Stats: Bust: 85cm, Waist: 54cm, Hips: 90cm.

Gina is an American mixed martial arts fighter, specializing in Muay Thai. Carano also appeared as the Gladiator “Crush” on American Gladiators. She has been referred to as the “face of women’s MMA”.She was profiled in a feature story for the ESPN series E:60, and was voted “Hottest Woman In America” by Big Biz Magazine in the Spring 2008 issue. On May 13, 2008, “Gina Carano” was the fastest-rising search on Google and third most searched person on Yahoo!

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Body

Let’s state the obvious, younger women tend to have better bodies.  Their metabolisms are still high, no stress lines have set in, and their skin is full of collagen and elasticity. However, let’s not completely rule out older women here. They have their own bank accounts with which they can pay for personal trainers and Botox. Many men still sneer at the idea of any cosmetic surgery, but we’re entering a time when people can maintain their looks, not change them. Most women won’t turn into Joan Rivers. However, a young girl can pound beers and grab late-night nachos with you and not wear it on her ass the next day.

Winner: Younger women (due to late-night nacho clause)

Sex

The knee-jerk reaction here is to think college co-eds juxtapose sorority girls in porn flicks. That’s not the case. The truth of the matter is most younger women don’t have much experience. "The virgin" sounds great until you realize how awkward and nervous she becomes between the sheets. How many guys at 30 just want to make out for hours? Sure, younger women tend to have more energy than their older counterparts and there is something fun about being the person that teaches them new positions. For years, she’ll think you’re better in bed than you actually are just because she lacks comparison. However, older women know what they want; they’re more confident and more likely to get freaky. Hell, she’ll buy you a drink and she’ll expect something in return. 

Winner: Older women

Income

Younger women don’t have a lot of options for work at their age. Most are in,college, working in the service industry or just starting their entry-level position. Strippers have cash, but that’s a whole other problem. As a man, you should pay for date night, but you don’t want her hitting you up when she misses rent. If she bartends, do you want to be the guy on the end of the bar every night waiting for her? Young 20-something’s aren’t going to be familiar with your strife to become middle management. Older women will appreciate talks about career highs and lows. Plus, she’ll be more likely to pick up a few tabs, for women’s equality sake, and will surprise you with great gifts. She’s definitely had her share of boyfriends, so she knows men prefer a new iPhone over a mix CD.

Winner: Older women

Relationship baggage

Any woman in her 30s or above has been treated poorly by a number of men. Unfortunately, that means you have to answer for all that mistreatment, and prove you’re not an asshole like the others, plus live up to the high water mark of being her last good boyfriend. That’s a lot of pressure. Younger women are blank slates. All you have to do is prove you’re better than her high school boyfriend. Easy, you drive a car worth more than $12,000. Older women are thinking serious commitments and babies. Younger women are in the moment. Just don’t get too hung up on the youthful ones, she’ll drop everything and follow her yoga instructor to Belize tomorrow.

Winner: Younger women

Discovery factor

Inevitably, the first question that guys ask after you tell them you’re dating a woman 10 years younger is: “What the hell are you going to talk about?” With the internet and availability of information, the pop culture divide is not what it used to be. It’s easier for older people to stay current on music, fashion and trends, but younger women live to stay current on popular culture. She’ll update your clothes, music and lingo quicker than 50 Google searches. Also, her events calendar will likely be packed with fun things to do, which keeps the relationship fresh. DVDs of Lost are fun sometimes, but not all the time.

Winner: Younger women

Power balance

This category isn’t even close. Younger women will look up to you and you’ll be the boss in the relationship. A number of older women who are still single are career oriented. They are used to being the boss at work and her brain is set to her ways. The brain of a young woman is like a sponge and you can pretty much squeeze whatever you want into it.

Winner: Younger women

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Footage from Saturday night shows three burly older men who look completely out of place with black bandanas over their face walking alongside young protesters during a march against police brutality in a You Tube clip entitled “G20 Epic Undercover Police Fail”.

The clip would be hilarious if it was not so disturbing. Protesters walking behind what are obviously badly disguised cops claim they broke cameras and acted aggressively towards genuine protesters, as well as carrying gas canisters. During a peaceful demonstration on Saturday night, riot cops savagely attacked protesters with batons and rubber bullets while also assaulting and arresting students who weren’t even part of the demonstration.

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At one point one of the undercover cops states, “Let’s not make this too much fun, I’m tired, I’m getting old.”

“Do you think it’s funny to mock our First Amendment rights, asks a demonstrator as onlookers begin to become aware that the men are obviously police officers dressed up as anarchists.

At every single major summit over the past few years, authorities have inserted agent provocateurs into protest groups in order to spy on them and if necessary, provoke violence to justify oppressive police brutality in the eyes of the watching world.

We have documented numerous different occasions where the leadership of the black bloc anarchists were actually working with the authorities to provide a pretext for a police state crackdown.

During the previous G20 protest in London, black bloc anarchists were allowed by police to smash up bank buildings while being accompanied by more press photographers than other protesters in what was obviously a stage-managed spectacle for mass consumption, while legitimate protest groups were refused “permits” to protest by the government.

Following the SPP protests in Canada two years ago, Quebec provincial authorities were forced to admit that three rock-wielding black mask-wearing “anarchists” were in fact police infiltrators used to gather information on protesters.

Video shows two of the provocateurs pick up rocks and try to incite violence before they are outed as cops by legitimate demonstrators. The two thugs then tried to slip behind police lines before their fellow officers were forced to stage their arrest. Again, the fact that they were cops in disguise was later admitted by authorities. Watch the video.

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The UK’s Paul Curtis, better known as “Moose,” is one of the technique’s pioneers. Operating around Leeds and London, he has been commissioned by a number of brands, such as Smirnoff, who want to convey a sense of “clean” in an innovative way.

On a more overtly environmental bent, Brazilian Alexandre Orion, turned one of Sao Paolo’s transport tunnels into a stunning mural last summer. The mural, comprised of a series of skulls, very succinctly reminds drivers of the impact their emissions are having on the planet.

The practice puts authorities in a definite moral quandary. According to Moose, “Once you do this, you make people confront whether or not they like people cleaning walls or if they really have a problem with personal expression.” The Leeds City Council decided to lead their attack with an hilariously nonsensical position:

“Leeds residents want to live in clean and attractive neighborhoods, and expect their streets to be free of graffiti and illegal advertising. We also view this kind of rogue advertising as environmental damage and will take strong action against any advertisers carrying out such campaigns without the relevant permission.”

What action was taken against the advertisers is unknown. What is known is that Moose was charged under the very scary sounding Anti-Social Behaviour Act and ordered to clean up his clean act. I’m not exactly sure how he managed to did this. By making it dirty again?

The Brazilian artist’s work came to a happier resolution. The authorities were certainly miffed but could find nothing to charge him with. They had no other recourse but to clean the tunnel — but only the parts Alexandre had already cleaned. The artist merely continued his campaign on the other side of traffic. The utterly flummoxed city officials then decided to take drastic action. Not only did they clean the entire tunnel but also every other tunnel in Sao Paulo.

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Men, it said, now make up 40 percent of the visitors to its brow bars, double the proportion of a year ago.

They are going for a treatment called "threading," an ancient method of hair removal which originated in India in which a thin twine of cotton thread is rolled over the offending area, plucking the hair from the follicle level.

Unlike plucking, threading removes an entire row of hair at a time so is quicker, more accurate and less painful, the store says, although the treatment still smarts.

Debenhams said its consumer research showed many men initially came for threading either in a bid to look good for a job interview, or at the behest of their fiancees as part of the wedding preparations.

Most later return for regular appointments, it added.

"As with self-tanning and facials, the taboo around eyebrow shaping is quickly disappearing," said Sara Stern, Director of Cosmetic Merchandising at Debenhams.

She added in a statement: "Men are recognizing the power of a groomed brow to frame the face and create a sexy James Bond-style arch when raised.

"The Neanderthal monobrow, famously displayed by Noel Gallagher, will soon be ancient history as alpha males look to cultivate dark, strong brows with the help of threading and dying.

"The over-plucked feminine look favored by Sylvester Stallone however is a serious no-no. A quick tidy-up in the style of Jude Law is all that's needed."

Tips For Grooming Your Eyebrows

Shaping, trimming and plucking thick bushy eyebrows requires knowledge, skill and experience. Make an appointment at your local salon to get your eyebrows done. Pay attention to how they do your eyebrows and ask lots of questions.

This way you will see how they do your eyebrows so you can do it yourself at home later and not have to spend a chunk of cash every time you need to get your eyebrows done. You can maintain them every day during your morning routine. Ask as many questions as you can think of.

You might even want to take a good head on picture of yourself afterwards so you can refer to it when you are maintaining your eyebrows at home by yourself.

When you go to the salon they may want to wax your thick eyebrows, but refuse and just ask them to trim and tweeze them. If you let them wax your eyebrows you will not learn as much as you can while they are tweezing.

Plus, they will try to talk you into going back to the salon every four weeks to get your eyebrows waxed. That can take a lot of cash out of your pocket that does not have to be taken. You can learn how to do it on your own without spending more than $50 per appointment.

Use small scissor to trim your eyebrows. Get a mustache brush or other tiny brush and wet your eyebrows. Now brush your eyebrows against the grain and trim the ones that are sticking up and out. Start the trim out small so you can lessen your risk of making a mistake.

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Love Land (Korea): all about sex

Love Land is a park about sex. Located on Cheju Island (known locally as "Honeymoon Island"), the Park features all manner of porn-y memorabilia and art, from giant golden statues dripping with carnal abandon, to something called, um, "most big penis." The park was originally created as an art exhibit for students of Seoul's Hongik University.

Even the best of us must admit we can use a helping hand every now and then, especially when it comes to matters of the fairer sex. The most seasoned Players can encounter situations that prove both intimidating and problematic if approached alone, which is why the concept of the “wingman” and rules of a wingman were invented in the first place. In military terms, a wingman is your partner; the man who will never leave your side even when the chips are down (remember Top Gun?), and will always support your dreams and aspirations. Down here on the ground, when you dream of landing that bombshell with the absurdly tight-fitting miniskirt who draws every eye within a 100-foot radius, your buddy has your back. In fact, you’ve probably been placed into the role of wingman at some point, and if you have, you are aware of the pressure involved. No, you’re not attempting to score the target for yourself, but you’re helping your partner aim the crosshairs, and he requires your steady hand at the helm.

Not surprisingly, there is a well-established set of rules for performing this very responsible role, and they’re quite different from standard flirting guidelines. You may not realize it going in, but being a wingman actually requires more in the way of tact and style. You must redefine the nature of your interactions with women, if only temporarily, and that, without any doubt, can be a challenging proposal. So here are the rules of a wingman.

Rule #1: Don’t overstep your bounds

This is by far one of the most important rules of a wingman. Before you even make your helpful approach, cement the following concept in your mind (a mind that may be too easily addled by the appearance of a beautiful womanYou are not trying to score. It’s not you this woman must become interested in. The absolute worst wingmen are the guys who stab a friend in the back when faced with the distinct possibility that greed and disloyalty are trivial. You’re out to indirectly secure the affections of a lovely lady on your partner’s behalf, which means you can’t succumb to obvious temptation. If it helps, bear in mind that with every successful wingman maneuver, the recipient of your efforts owes you… big time. He won’t forget what you did for him, and you can cash in your favor at any given time, maybe the very next weekend when you spot that writhing seductress on the dance floor that exudes sex appeal. Then, it’s his turn.  

Wingmen take care of each other. Just like any other relationship (as fleeting as this one is) it requires a give-and-take attitude, and above all else, trust. Your partner is sending you into battle because he trusts you; don’t you dare betray that trust.

Rule #2: Ad-lib if need be

Upon being sworn in to accept your position, you’re almost always given explicit instructions. Your friend clearly has an idea in his head of what this woman may find appealing, and it’s your job to deliver his message to the best of your ability. Now, you may not agree with his analysis. You may examine the scenario and come to different conclusions; you may say to yourself, “That woman won’t care if he’s a pilot…” If this is the case, you can tap into your own abilities and “wing it” like a truly accomplished pilot, thereby giving your partner an unexpected, yet very necessary, boost. You don’t want to completely ignore his instructions, of course, but you may find during the course of the conversation that his far-off examination missed the mark, and it’s up to you to pick up the slack. For example, if he thinks she would be turned on by the fact that he makes a lot of money, and she’s clearly not the type that prioritizes income, it’s time to ad-lib.

Even though you may be working apart, you’re still a team, and you must work together seamlessly. This is one of those non-negotiable rules of a wingman.

Here are some more general tips on how to be a good wingman. Take these to heart. Your friend will thank you later:

Never Say 'No'

The best wingman is the friend who will walk into any situation and "take one for the team". Even if this means you wind up talking to a chunky girl who think you're genuinely interested in her, so be it. Some of the legendary wingman stories result in sleeping with a fat friend all so your buddy can do the same with a hottie. Don't feel like you have to go that far, but if you want your buddy to revere you and keep you in high supply of free beer for the rest of your life, that might do the trick.

Build Your Buddy Up

The golden rule of being a wingman is this: never, ever do anything that might portray your buddy in a negative light. As far as you're concerned, he's the nicest guy you've ever known who will never truly find a girl worthy of his generosity. A good approach to take is to act as if he donated a kidney that saved your life. That should keep you in the perfect mind frame to make sure you convey to the girls that he's a great catch.

Know When It's Time To Isolate

If things are going really well between your friend and his girl, it might be time to give them some extra space. Ask tubby-mc-eats-a-lot, or whatever her name is, if she wants to go to the bar with you to get some drinks for the group. While you're at the bar, you can mention something like, "wow, they really hit it off," to see what chunky's reaction is. If she's desperate to get laid, she might cough up some valuable information about her friend. If she mentions something like, "yea, she's on the rebound and is desperate to get laid," you might consider asking chunky to go to another bar with you so your friend has ample space to close-the-deal. On the other hand, if she says something like, "yea, she has a boyfriend, she just likes being a cocktease," it's time to gather your friend up and find another kill.

Be Flexible To The Situation

There are no set-in-stone rules to being a wingman. With that in mind, make sure that you stay creative in relation to the situation. If your buddy is shy, do a lot of the talking to help break the ice. If your buddy is awkward, brag to the girls about how if he'd spend a little less time on his high-paying career he'd be as suave as you. If your buddy is a helpless virgin, tell the girls a funny story that makes him look like a badass. You get the idea. Don't be afraid to mix-it-up, get creative, or even exaggerate a little. What have you got to lose?

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1- Patrick Swayze landed a Cessna in the suburbs

Like his wife, Patrick Swayze was a licensed, experienced pilot with Instrument Rating (authorized to fly using only the instrument panel to navigate). In 2000, while flying with his dogs in a twin-engine Cessna from Southern California to his ranch in Las Vegas, Patrick Swayze experienced what he called a "pressure bump" or pressurization failure while flying over Prescott Valley, Arizona. He began looking for an emergency air strip. After passing on two options once he spotted people on them (it was the middle of the afternoon), Swayze finally found a street inside the Mingus West suburban community. Before the plane came to a stop, Swayze's Cessna first bounced off the ground, knocked out a pair of street light poles, clipped a street sign, and thumped a utility box.

2- Patrick Swayze was married to the same woman for over 30 years

In a display of player defiance rarely seen in Hollywood beyond Paul Newman, Patrick Swayze was always a one-woman man. Patrick Swayze was 19 years old when he first met Lisa Niemi, a girl four years his junior and a student at his mother's Houston-area dance studio. Although, by his own account, he did plenty of flirting with many of his mother's students, Niemi was different and they began a chaste relationship that survived the four years he spent in New York City. About five years after they first met, in 1975, they married. Somehow they managed to stay together through enormous personal loss (such as the death of Patrick's father in 1982), alcohol abuse and, most significantly, his steady rise from obscurity to iconic movie star and sex symbol to millions of women.

3- Patrick Swayze starred in the first PG-13 movie

The MPAA established the PG-13 rating on July 1, 1984. Red Dawn, John Milius' much-maligned World War III flick starring Patrick Swayze, Charlie Sheen and Jennifer Grey, was not the first film to be given the new rating ( The Flamingo Kid had been temporarily shelved), but its distributors made sure it would have the distinction of being the first PG-13 film to be released to theaters by moving the date up a week from August 17 to August 10, thereby trumping Dennis Quaid's Dreamscape, which came out on August 15. Patrick Swayze and his Wolverine insurgents in Red Dawn would one day inspire the U.S. Army's hunt for Saddam Hussein, but at the time, they earned mostly scorn: The movie so infuriated the National Coalition on Television Violence that they instantly declared it the most violent film ever made, clocking 134 acts of violence per hour.

4- Patrick Swayze's father was a champion rodeo cowboy

In Dirty Dancing, Johnny Castle appeals to women in part because of what he brings to the game: a ruggedly handsome, bad-boy masculinity with the incredible dancing skills. His character sends tingling chills up the spines of some, and cringes down the spines of others. Nevertheless, you might say that this crossover in masculinity was almost literally inherent in Patrick Swayze; from his mother, a dance instructor and choreographer, he got the rhythm of the dance and from his father, a rodeo champion, the muscle of the cowboy. Consider that Josef Brown, the dancer who played Castle on stage in Australia and England, cites Swayze in Dirty Dancing for inspiring his career: "[The movie] said to me: 'It's OK to dance and be masculine.'"

5- Patrick Swayze was offered scholarships for both dance and athletics

As a student at Waltrip High School, Patrick Swayze excelled in athletics; he was a top swimmer, gymnast and football player for the school. In a testament to those extraordinarily athletic gifts, when he graduated in 1970, he was offered college scholarships in both dance and athletics. Swayze chose to attend San Antonio's San Jacinto College on a gymnastics scholarship, but he wouldn't graduate; rather, he went off to the Big Apple where he danced with the likes of the prestigious Joffrey Ballet. All this should come as little surprise. As an actor, Patrick Swayze performed many of his own stunts, a decision that sometimes resulted in injury, but more often than not proved both exhilarating and rewarding. For 1991's Point Break, Patrick Swayze even learned how to skydive.

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Not  one to be pigeon holed into one particular genre he spits to it all Old School, Funk,  Hip Hop, Grime, DnB, Breaks and Dubstep. He’s rhymed for Kenny Ken (DnB) Skream (Dubstep) Danny C (DnB)  All Good Funk  Alliance (Funk and Breaks) Neighbour(Disco Boogie Funk Breaks)  Mat the Alien (Everything) and Babylon System (Dubstep)  and he’s opened for the likes of Goldie, Rusko ,Caspa, Maestro Fresh Wes Mixmaster Mike to mention a few.  He’s signed on Hombreakin records as well as Funk Weapons to date and featured on “Slingshot Boogie” (Funkweapons) and “Drunk on the Funk”(Super Hifi).Think Tank and Neighbour have been hard at work in the studio making spacey funk bombs to drop on the masses. With the release of the Neighbour and Think Tank's  Nightowl EP (Homebreakin/Funk Weapons)  this summer and a full length album to follow in the fall theres plenty of sunshine on the horizon. He’ll be coming soon to a dance floor near you.

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Of course, it helped that reports suggest the rapper was thrown out of Radio City Music Hall shortly after snatching the mic from first time VMA winner Taylor Swift to let everyone know he thought Beyoncé deserved the award for best female video.

“I’m sooooo sorry to taylor swift and her fans and her mom,” West blogged last night in capital letters. “I spoke to her mother right after and she said the same thing my mother would’ve said. She is very talented! I like the lyrics about being a cheerleader and she’s in the bleachers! ........ i’m in the wrong for going on stage and taking away from her moment!”

Of course, West still appears to stick by his actions: “Beyoncé’s video was the best of this decade!,” he wrote (possibly still under the influence of that bottle of Hennessy he was toting before the show). “I’m sorry to my fans if I let you guys down! I’m sorry to my friends at mtv. I will apologize to taylor 2mrw.”

As for Swift’s reaction, she told reporters that West’s outburst left her as stunned as she appeared to be. “Well, I was standing on stage because I was really excited because I had just won the award,” she said. “And then I was really excited because Kanye West was on stage. And then I wasn’t so excited anymore after that.”

According to Rolling Stone’s sources, Swift — who appeared frozen with shock after West’s outburst — was seen “hysterically crying backstage” after the incident.

However, the country crossover star — whose video for You Belong to Me bested Beyonce’s Single Ladies — told reporters she’s not sore at West.

“I don’t know him, and I’ve never met him, so . . .” she said. “I don’t want to start anything because I had a great night (Sunday) night.”

If anything, the incident helped Swift upstage a hemorrhaging Lady Gaga and a beyond-fierce Janet Jackson to come out as the most talked about star at the VMAs. Plus, thanks to Beyonce, she even got to finish her acceptance speech. B graciously called Swift up to the podium after she claimed the video of the year trophy for Single Ladies.

“They told me to stand by the side of the stage, and I didn’t really know what was going to go down,” Swift told reporters. “But I thought it was so wonderful and gracious of her to do what she’s always done. She’s always been a great person before anything else. Before the talented artist, the superstar, she’s always been a great person and I just, I thought I couldn’t love Beyonce more tonight, than tonight.”

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Champions Online isn't the first online role-playing game to let you dress up in tights and leap tall buildings in a single bound; that honor belongs to City of Heroes, developer Cryptic Studio's first foray into the genre. As you'd expect, Champions Online has more than a little in common with its forebear (and COH's stand-alone follow-up, City of Villains), so if you enjoyed those previous games, Champions Online may be a logical next step for you. In some ways, Cryptic's newer game delivers on a few features never realized in its earlier efforts. For example, you can now pick up objects like street lamps, trash cans, and filing cabinets and pummel villainous henchmen with them, actions you couldn't do in the other games. Even better, you can design your own nemesis, who will hound you in the latter portion of your heroic triumphs. At times, Champions Online makes you feel like a hero, and its intensely robust superhero creation tool ensures that you can stand out in a sea of other online prima donnas clad in skintight spandex and hardy power armor.

But the immediate thrills of showing off your angel-winged, shark-headed creation eventually wear off, and while the fun combat and little details will keep you grinning, Champions Online doesn't mine the possibilities as deeply as it could. Massively multiplayer online games typically deliver expansive and diverse experiences that thrive on their enormous scope and replayability. Champions feels thin by comparison. You and your fellow players may all look different and use unique combinations of powers, but you'll all be taking the same quests in the same five areas--two of which you won't even see until you get close to level 30 (the level cap is 40). There seem to be just enough quests to see you through, rather than the shower of missions that rain down upon you in other online RPGs. You'll get your free month's worth, but even compared to other MMO games during their launch periods, Champions Online feels a bit skeletal--a tasty bone to chew on for a few weeks, but not filling enough to keep you satisfied beyond them.

Yet while Champions lacks depth, it's flexible enough to make even Plastic Man giddy. This is obvious from the moment you start the game and face the daunting task of creating a superhero. Whether you have a flare for the dramatic (a winged, whip-tailed demon), the subtle (a petite geisha with chopsticks gracing her hair), or the insane (a lizard sporting a halo, a trench coat, and tentacled feet), the creation element is almost unmatched. It may not be in "if you dream it, you can build it" territory, but it comes closer than any MMO game before it. If you suffer from a mental block, you can always randomize costumes, color schemes, and even entire hero designs; some of the arbitrary combinations are absolutely delightful and may provide a model to work from. Of course, once you're in the game, you may come down with a case of costume envy, but fear not: for a price, you'll eventually be able to create alternate costumes, and you'll earn additional costume slots as you level. After all, no matter how sexy your hero's behind is, variety is still the spice of life.

Champions' flexibility isn't limited to your hero's appearance. You'll also face the daunting option of using a preset power template or creating an original one by choosing from a list of beginning powers. The templates help you get a good sense of how far you can take your concept, and they include most of the archetypes you'd expect: fire, ice, telekinesis, sorcery, martial arts, and so forth. But this introductory choice is simply a starting block, and unlike in most MMO games, you aren't locking yourself into a branching but mostly predetermined path. As you level up and visit trainers at aptly named powerhouses, you can pick and choose powers from various disciplines. There is still a progression system here, so you need to meet certain requirements before powers become available, but if you think your dual-clawed wolfman should be able to summon the undead, then so he shall. You won't be able to fly faster than a speeding bullet at first, but as soon as you escape the initial area, you can choose from a number of travel powers, like teleportation, webswinging, and, of course, flying.

All this plasticity is exciting, but as you might reasonably expect, it comes at the expense of balance and effectiveness. Your hero may be wholly original, but the more out-there your concept is, the less fun he or she will be to play. This seems practically inevitable given the slow pace at which wholly new powers are handed out. Because you get to choose a new skill only every three levels or so, you're constantly torn between cool possibilities and effective ones. Spending your available points on a chain-whipping power is incredibly tempting, though the far-less-exciting passive regeneration boost may be your better choice, which makes the next three-level wait feel even longer. Unfortunately, an interesting hero isn't necessarily a strong hero. A launch-day rebalancing weakened a broad range of powers, making mix-and-match characters more likely to frequently die and therefore less fun to play as than during the early-access playtime. The nature of the genre dictates that skills are balanced and rebalanced over time, but for now, certain combinations are heavily favored. Champions Online offers some relief from the usual MMO business of rushing to a Web site to research effective builds in advance--but it doesn't break free of these trappings, which eventually dampens the early "Look what I made!" glee.

Champions Online's positive first impressions extend from the character creation into your initial glimpse of Millennium City and the strong art that brings it to life. The tutorial area will get you accustomed not only to gameplay basics such as talking to contacts and using your powers, but also to its vibrant, cel-shaded visual style. Characters and environmental features alike are surrounded by a rather heavy black outline, an effect that comes across as somewhat over the top in the first few hours (fortunately, you can turn the outline off if you think it makes things look too muddy). Once you leave the starting area and expand your horizons, that effect becomes less garish, and you'll grow to appreciate the bold strokes used to create this comic book universe. True to its graphic novel inspirations, Champions uses a vivid color palette and keeps textural details to a minimum, though that isn't to say there aren't plenty of visual pleasures. Billboards towering overhead (or underneath you, if you are flying about), cragged desert cliffs, and warehouses teeming with fiery demons give you plenty to gawk at.

Your powers--and those of others--further brighten the crisp visuals. Most power effects are cool and colorful, which makes them a blast to perform. That's a very good thing, because Champions Online is all about combat, constantly pitting you against large numbers of villains and goons as it ushers you from one objective to the next. You have one basic power that does minimal damage but increases your energy reserves, while your main abilities draw from this energy pool and, in many cases, can be charged for greater effectiveness. You can also tap hotkeys attached to certain powers for different effects, and you actively block by holding the shift key and tap a key to break free from holds. As a result of all this power charging and energy balancing, you'll be more active during battles than in most similar games, switching quickly between targets and grabbing temporary power-ups when enemies drop them, all while firing off shards of ice or summoning minions to your side.

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1. 2-3 Gallons of Water – You can drink it when you’re thirsty, use it as a cleaning/rinsing agent, pour it into your car’s cooling system if it’s overheating, etc.
2. Portable GPS – Being lost is not a fun feeling.  A GPS basically eliminates this possibility.  During a recent spring vacation to Costa Rica our Garmin GPS pretty much saved our rear ends on multiple occasions.
3. Hand Sanitizer – Because there isn’t a sink and a bar of soap conveniently located in your car.  In my mind, hand sanitizer is a tool, a tool that prevents me from infecting my body with germs on a daily basis.  Keep yourself healthy!  Sanitize your hands regularly… especially before you eat.
4. Multi-head Screwdriver – Take a look around.  I bet most of the manmade objects around you are being held together by screws.  Throughout your lifetime you’re going to need to tighten and loosen a whole lot of them.  And you won’t always be near your tool chest when these occasions arise.  Keep decent multi-head screwdriver with a wide assortment of screwdriver heads in your car and you’ll be prepared.
5. Adjustable Wrench – If screws aren’t holding it together then nuts and bolts almost certainly are.  You will eventually need to adjust the bolts on office furniture, your vehicle, and other objects when you’re out and about.  A basic 3-piece adjustable wrench set should fit the bill just fine.
6. Pliers – Your hands are not the most effective tool for gripping and maneuvering small objects.  That’s where pliers come in handy.  One set of pliers will not do the trick either. You’ll likely need a small assortment of pliers in various styles and sizes for different kinds of jobs.  At a minimum, keep a needle-nose, a heavy grooved, and a wire cutting pliers in your trunk.
7. Hammer – The single greatest tool of all time.  The hammer has an infinite set of practical applications.  A good old 16 oz claw hammer will provide a lifetime of reliable service.
8. Pen and Notepad – If you don’t write it down, you will forget it.  Regular note-taking is one of the most productive habits a person can practice.  Keep a pen and notepad in your car so you can jot down key ideas and information as they cross your mind.
9. First Aid Kit – Human beings are not made of titanium.  When you or someone you care about gets injured, a basic first aid kit becomes the single most important thing you own.  And what good is a first aid kit that’s sitting at home when you’re not at home?
10. Hands Free Set for Your Cell Phone – Why would any sane person drive one-handed while holding an odd shaped phone to their ear when they have the option to use a hands free set?
11. Multi-Use Car Charger – Some multi-use car chargers (like this one) allow you to charge up to four devices at once.  This unit turns one auto cigarette lighter port into two, has two USB charging ports, and provides a heavy-duty 20 amp capacity.  Now you can charge your iPhone, iPod, and other electronics on the go.
12. Prepaid Calling Card – A calling card basically allows you to call anyone, anywhere from any telephone.  They are particularly convenient when you misplace your cell phone or when you’re in an area that lacks cell service.
13. Duct Tape – If it’s moving and it shouldn’t be, duct tape it.  Duct tape may very well be the second greatest invention after the hammer.
14. Quality Sunglasses – Most people consider sight to be their most important sense.  Quality sunglasses protect the human eyes from being destroyed by the sun’s ultraviolet radiation.  This radiation can lead to short-term and long-term ocular problems such as cataracts, blindness and various forms of eye cancer.  So wear sunglasses when you’re out in the sunlight.
15. Work Gloves – Unfortunately, human hands are covered with fragile skin just like the rest of the body.  Sometimes you need to use your hands to accomplish a task that requires a durability threshold beyond that of your exposed skin.  This is where a rugged set of work gloves saves you from a few days worth of blistering agony.
16. Wind-up LED Flashlight – What happens if your car stalls at night on a dark road?  What happens if you need to search for something in a dark utility closet at work?  Always keep a wind-up LED flashlight (no batteries required) in your automobile.
17. Rubber Bands – Rubber bands are simple, functional and versatile.  There is an endless list of practical uses for a rudder band.
18. USB Flash Drive – One of the most practical accessories for a computer.  I can’t even count the number of times I’ve used my 16 gig flash drive to save some data from someone else’s system.  A USB flash drive is an essential tool you always need to have on you.
19. Small Fire Extinguisher – This one is a no-brainer.  Completely useless until the moment the sh*t hits the fan and the world around you is burning to the ground.  If you don’t keep a fire extinguisher handy, you’re being foolishly optimistic.
20. Leatherman – This is the all-in-one multi-tool you should never leave home without.  These little tools can handle a plethora of different jobs.  I personally own the Leatherman 830039 and I love it.
21. Bungee Cords – Tie things down, wrap things together… Bungee cords are like giant rubber bands with hooks.  They’re darn practical to have out on the road when you need them!
22. Spare Credit Card and Cash – Let’s go back to the Boy Scout motto again: “Always be prepared.”  If you lose your wallet when you’re out and about, it’s always nice to have a back-up plan.

While I’m sure this list could be expanded, these 22 tools are the tools I keep in my car.  And each of them has served me well over the years, saving me lots of frustration in my moments of need.

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1. MOUSTACHE

The moustache has been around as a men’s facial hair style for centuries, but it remains a timeless look with a plethora of variations. Young men, between the ages of 18 and 35, generally do not look good with a bushy moustache. A big, bushy moustache will make you look too stern and gruff for your age. Instead, go with a neatly groomed moustache that does not extend any longer than the corners of your mouth. Make sure that you trim your moustache so that the hair does not fall over your upper lip. If you are older, a moustache can help to hide your thinning lips (it’s just a fact of life): let the hair fall just slightly over the top of the upper lip to create an allusion that your lip is fuller than it is. While a bushier moustache is more appropriate for older men than young men, even older gentlemen should avoid too much bushiness because it could cause you to look like a mad scientist. A good rule to follow when trimming a moustache is to follow the natural curve of your top lip – every mouth is different, and you want your moustache to match your face. If you are seeking a more unique style, you may want to give yourself a thinner moustache or a moustache that flares up over the corners of your lips.

2. SHAGGY

Shaggy from Scooby-Doo started a fabulous facial  hair trend that is perfect for laid-back guys who want to rock a hippy style. Be warned: if you work in a typical office setting, this facial hair style is unlikely to be well-received by your boss. However, if you are a student, artist, musician, or something else of that nature, this is a great look to try out – and you certainly don’t need to be a stylist to create this look. All you have to do is let your facial hair grow out on your chin in a patch that is about the size of the bottom of your chin. You can keep it short or let it grow long depending on your tastes. The Shaggy chin patch is a really fun and youthful facial hair style to try out if your lifestyle allows for alternative looks.

3. BEARD

By definition, a beard is a facial hair style that extends from one sideburn to the other, so that the head of hair essentially forms a helmet around the head. Within these parameters, there are myriad beard styles to consider. A full beard, like the kind you would picture on Santa Claus, is not a facial hair style that works for everyone. Young men with full beards like this will inevitably look about a decade older, and that generally isn’t desirable. They can also make some men look intimidating and cold. You really need to remember to smile when you have a full beard or you will be very unapproachable, especially if you are younger than forty. Older gentlemen have a better chance of pulling off this look so that it projects an image of masculinity and brawn. If you want a beard but you don’t want to cover you face as much as you would with a full beard, grow your facial hair so that it is about ¼ inch long. This way, your facial features will not be completely masked by your beard. If you work in a professional environment and you want a beard, you should definitely opt for a short one.

4. GOATEE

A goatee is a cross between a miniature beard and a moustache. It is essentially a circle of facial hair that wraps over your lip, around your mouth, and across your chin. If you aren’t confident with your shaving skills, grow out your facial hair to the length that you want your goatee to be and then go to a hair stylist to get your first goatee. Ask your stylist to show you the easiest and most effective way to create the look. The goatee is a great style for all ages, and it is a classy, smart, and manly look… and it is one of the favorites for women! Every man should try out a goatee look at least once!

5. SIDEBURNS

If you want facial hair, but you don’t feel comfortable with a beard or moustache style, you should give sideburns a try. Young men look particularly attractive with sideburns, and any man with high cheek bones will look very striking with this style. Experiment with different lengths and styles for your sideburns – you could have them stretch down just past your ear, or you could let them shoot almost to your chin. The ends of your sideburns can either be squared-off or pointed. Generally, men with pointier chins look better with pointed sideburns, and men with more square-shaped chins look better with squared-off sideburns.

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Reed Flute Cave in Guilin, China was discovered during the Tang Dynasty almost 1,300 years ago. Image by Ian Sewell

Far below the Earth’s surface, where the sun rarely penetrates, is a world of twinkling glow worms, precious gems and limestone caves and mountains, a land inhabited by nature alone. Within this world are visions to rival many landscapes decorating our horizon; lakes lie still and calm, great networks of caves know no borders and rivers and rivulets carve an ever-evolving terrain.

We invite you to explore this remarkable subterranean domain through these incredible images we’ve complied for your viewing pleasure.

1. Cheddar Gorge is Britain’s biggest canyon and is found within the Cheddar Caves, where the UK’s oldest complete human skeleton was found in 1903. Known as the Cheddar Man, the remains were estimated to be 9,000 years old.

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2. Hamilton Pool Preserve, in Austin, Texas, was created quite naturally when the dome of an underground cave collapsed revealing this stunning natural pool. It is now frequented by day-trippers and naturalists. That’s naturalists not naturists, although no doubt someone has tried to go skinny dipping at one point!

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3. Hamilton Pool from another perspective. When there’s been heavy rainfall, 45ft waterfalls cascade from the rim of the cavern. It must be pretty spectacular when you’re bathing.

4. Stalagtites adorn the roof of Luray Caverns, Virginia, the still waters throwing a perfect reflection.

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5. Legend has it that early cavemen inhabited Wookey Caves in Somerset, England.

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6. This underground lake in Mellisani Caves, near Kefalonia, was found when the roof of the cave collapsed after an earthquake in 1953.

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7. Lechuguilla Cave, in Carlsbad Caverns National Park, New Mexico is the fifth longest cave discovered yet at 120 miles (193 km) long and measures 489 metres (1,604 ft) deep, making it the deepest in continental United States.

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8. This underground lake near Macan Ché on the Yucatán Peninsula is one of many that are considered to be gifts from the gods by the Mayans, and therefore sacred.

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9. The limestone flow feeding into this underground lake in Mexico resembles a waterfall turned to stone. Maybe the Ice Queen is privy to this particular cavern?

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10. How long must it have taken for this little waterfall in Banff, Canada, to make this underwater lake?

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#10 During Yoga Class - There's nothing that can ruin a moment of deep relaxation more than a fart yet a fart can be extremely relaxing. You would think farting and yoga would go hand-in-hand but those snobby anti-farting yoga people ruin everything.

#9 When You're Speaking In Public - For some strange reason, letting one fly when you're speaking to a room full of people is the easiest way to lose credibility. Personally I'd vote for a president that had the balls to fart in the middle of a speech or debate, but that's just me.

#8 During A Game Of Twister - Let's just say that when you're in the middle of playing a good game of twister there are lots of butts in a lot of people's faces. If you happen to be playing Twister by yourself, farting is perfectly acceptable.

#7 At The Library - Silence is considered golden at the library which is why most people seem to have a hard time concentrating when they hear the sweet sounds of farts. People who actually go to libraries a lot are the people who spend their lives hiding their farts and I feel bad for them. Sharing a fart with somebody is one of life's most intimate and amazing experiences.

 #6 In The Middle Of An Important Business Meeting - Business meetings are supposed to be about "moving things forward" and that's what your bowels are trying to do every day. Unfortunately farting is considered unprofessional when it should be used as a proper way to end any meeting that lasts more than an hour.

 #5 During A Weeding -  The bride and the groom are welcome to fart because it's their wedding but the groomsmen and bridesmaids have to hold it. It's bad enough that your feet hurt from standing during a 45-minute ceremony but you also have to fight off the hangover gas that is surely trying to fight its way our of your body .

#4 Sitting Next To Someone An Airplane - This is the one time where I agree with the farting rules of society. If you have to fart on an airplane go to the blue toilet water room and do your business. The people you typically sit next to on a plane suck to begin with so the last thing you want to do is smell some losers gas.

 #3 While You're In The Stirrups During A Gynecology Exam - Even though it's the perfect farting position, no doctor wants to be served with a farting facial ... well, maybe not all of them but most.

#2 In A Crowded Elevator - People who fart in an elevator either have to take a serious dump or they enjoy watching other people experience the pain and suffering of their gas. Either way it's a bad idea because of the cramped quarters and poor ventilation. Well, unless there's a hot girl in the elevator. Then it's fun to watch her reaction.

 #1 At A Funeral - Sure one could argue that a well-timed fart could lighten the mood of any funeral but it's probably the worst time to let one fly ... especially if it smells like a dead body.

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When you start playing SoulCalibur: Broken Destiny's single-player Gauntlet mode, a warning pops up on the screen to let you know that its bizarre story is "based on obscure fables and does not accurately represent SoulCalibur history." Fortunately, just about everything else in Broken Destiny feels very much like it belongs in the long-running fighting series. The weapon-based combat is as accessible and as deep as ever, the arenas are ripped right out of SoulCalibur IV, and the two new fighters introduced in this game are definitely a better fit than the Star Wars characters that graced the aforementioned Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3 game. There's not enough compelling single-player content here to make Broken Destiny a must-have if you're planning on going solo, but add a friend with a second copy of the game to the equation, and good times are guaranteed.

All 28 of the fighters on Broken Destiny's roster are available from the outset. You can also create your own fighters from scratch using limited customization tools to determine their physical appearance and then dress them up in gear chosen from a massive wardrobe, much of which has to be unlocked. There are no performance bonuses associated with clothing and weapons this time around, which is unfortunate if you really enjoyed that aspect of SoulCalibur IV, but great if you want to wear all of the matching pieces of the Santa costume without feeling like your fashion choices are compromising your effectiveness. Regardless of which fighter you choose to play as and what he or she is wearing, Broken Destiny, like previous SoulCalibur offerings, is easy to pick up and grasp the basics of. You can move in eight directions using the D pad or the analog nub, and face buttons are used to guard and to perform basic horizontal attacks, vertical attacks, and kicks. That's really all you need to know to get started, though you'll find that there are plenty of more advanced techniques to master if you check out the character-specific move lists in the useful Training mode.

Oddly, Broken Destiny doesn't feature an Arcade mode in which to pit your chosen combatant against a number of opponents en route to a matchup with a boss. In its place is Trials mode, which incorporates three distinct score-based challenges in Attack, Defense, and Endless flavors. In the Trial of Attack you're pitted against five opponents and earn score bonuses for playing aggressively and for landing combos. The Trial of Defense is a little longer and culminates in a boss battle against Algol from SoulCalibur IV, so in that respect it's a lot like that game's Arcade mode. The main difference here is that you score points and earn bonuses for guarding against your opponent's attacks and retaliating quickly. Endless Trial is a survival mode of sorts, except that your fighter regains all of his health between rounds. Seeing how many of the increasingly tough opponents you can make it past without ever losing is a lot of fun, but your score isn't based on that. Rather, every time you land a blow you earn points, and there's a score multiplier that goes up when you hit your opponent but falls back down when you get hit. The scoring system in the trials means there's some fun to be had replaying them to beat your best performances, but it's unfortunate that there's no way for you to compare your high scores with those of other players online.

Outside of quick one-on-one matches against the AI that you choose from a pseudo online lobby complete with win/loss records for different players, Broken Destiny's only other single-player content is the story-driven Gauntlet mode. Spanning more than 30 chapters each composed of multiple challenges, this mode is really just a lengthy tutorial that trains you to defend against every character in the game. Learning to effectively evade and guard against your opponent's attacks is important, and if you take the time to play through all of the 80-plus Gauntlet challenges, you'll almost certainly emerge a better player than you were when you went into it. You're not necessarily going to have much fun along the way though.

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